F my Life

  kaini said:

  abusivegeorge said:

watmm would pick at the hole in your fucking polo if you posted it wouldnt they?

 

erm okay if you figured that out now

the road ahead is through bitter and salted land

survival means packing some lunch and a smile

No, I found this out before I even joined I just thought I'd elaborate because there are quite a few new members in the last week.

bitter? near took a chunk outer leg.

I can never understand half your posts kaini i.e. were you asking me if im bitter?

If so, no not at all I love everyone and everything, even n00bs and especially essines and LUDD, ZBZ and beneboi sometimes too, although one of my first loves was actually with your DUBSTEP post, and it was the first time I'd really heard anything like it (In the DUBSTEP thread) and it hapenned to be your link I clicked, I've loved you from that day forth.

Can I have my chunk of leg back now?

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Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML.

Do you have a memory of a really awkward moment? I bet this kid tops it.

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Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

FuckMyLife is great! thanks for the lols ^_^

reminds me of overheardinnewyork.com

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Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

oh my lol

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Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

hahah

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Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag.

lol

lol I hope this one was fake.

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and I. FML