Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 kaini said: abusivegeorge said: watmm would pick at the hole in your fucking polo if you posted it wouldnt they? erm okay if you figured that out now the road ahead is through bitter and salted land survival means packing some lunch and a smile No, I found this out before I even joined I just thought I'd elaborate because there are quite a few new members in the last week. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-951139 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 bitter? near took a chunk outer leg. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-951143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 I can never understand half your posts kaini i.e. were you asking me if im bitter? If so, no not at all I love everyone and everything, even n00bs and especially essines and LUDD, ZBZ and beneboi sometimes too, although one of my first loves was actually with your DUBSTEP post, and it was the first time I'd really heard anything like it (In the DUBSTEP thread) and it hapenned to be your link I clicked, I've loved you from that day forth. Can I have my chunk of leg back now? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-951147 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Quote Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-951148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Do you have a memory of a really awkward moment? I bet this kid tops it. Quote Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-951155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 FuckMyLife is great! thanks for the lols ^_^ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hexagon son's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-951401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 reminds me of overheardinnewyork.com Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-952240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Quote Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML oh my lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-952251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Quote Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-952572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Quote Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dragon's signature Hide all signatures faith <3 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-953445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
qnio Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 hahah Quote Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-953456 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-953462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 lol I hope this one was fake. Quote Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-953539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and I. FML Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/page/2/#findComment-953750 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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