valentines [for the coupled up watmmers]

so its that time of year again when we're expected to do something romantic or at least do something.

use this thread to complain or tell us what you did.

amazingly this year i was on top of it. last year i managed to make a last minute card and we went to the closest restaurant to our house. pretty lame but not a fail. this year somehow booked my wife in for a massage and took her to an expensive vegan restaurant (millenium). i dd al this early because valentines day is a silly day to actually do anything. so now i'm going to relax tomorrow with no stress. i even told her i'm not getting her a card and she was so impressed with the other things she was ok with that! epic win. next year i'll forget then the year after it'll be a surprise again when i remmeber.

valentines day is like nye in that you feel shitty for not having plans.

Well I've been going with this new girl for 2 weeks and to be honest I've usually been in a relationship a bit longer to know what to do on Valentines day, so TBH I really have no idea what to do, like what would be really nice for her without seeming weird because we've not been togther that long.

  abusivegeorge said:

Well I've been going with this new girl for 2 weeks and to be honest I've usually been in a relationship a bit longer to know what to do on Valentines day, so TBH I really have no idea what to do, like what would be really nice for her without seeming weird because we've not been togther that long.

A dirty sanchez

im not in a relationship with anyone but I am taking one of my friends out on a date after three years of knowing her...nice sushi place, and then i have a movie by the fireplace!

  abusivegeorge said:

Well I've been going with this new girl for 2 weeks and to be honest I've usually been in a relationship a bit longer to know what to do on Valentines day, so TBH I really have no idea what to do, like what would be really nice for her without seeming weird because we've not been togther that long.

tough one. avoid any cards that say "i love you". maybe write her a poem and make it funny

we're going to use what food we have to make a meal, watch a movie or tv or something and i'm going to get a bj if it kills me. i'd also get loserpissed, but probably shouldnt.

i hate valentines day though.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Well I've been going with this new girl for 2 weeks and to be honest I've usually been in a relationship a bit longer to know what to do on Valentines day, so TBH I really have no idea what to do, like what would be really nice for her without seeming weird because we've not been togther that long.

 

tough one. avoid any cards that say "i love you". maybe write her a poem and make it funny

Thats a pretty good idea, but man am I shit at poems, give me a poem to do about jenkem/shit/sex/13 year old dads and I'm away, but anything else and I'm fucked.

so same as usual then essines

hey did you like that shitty gamecube game?

  abusivegeorge said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Well I've been going with this new girl for 2 weeks and to be honest I've usually been in a relationship a bit longer to know what to do on Valentines day, so TBH I really have no idea what to do, like what would be really nice for her without seeming weird because we've not been togther that long.

 

tough one. avoid any cards that say "i love you". maybe write her a poem and make it funny

 

Thats a pretty good idea, but man am I shit at poems, give me a poem to do about jenkem/shit/sex/13 year old dads and I'm away, but anything else and I'm fucked.

ok then just avoid her till sunday, turn your phone off and don't answer the door.

then just act like nothing happened

after 2 weeks she shouldnt expect anything

  Joyrex said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Well I've been going with this new girl for 2 weeks and to be honest I've usually been in a relationship a bit longer to know what to do on Valentines day, so TBH I really have no idea what to do, like what would be really nice for her without seeming weird because we've not been togther that long.

 

A dirty sanchez

qft.

or a hot carl.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

so same as usual then essines

 

hey did you like that shitty gamecube game?

 

  abusivegeorge said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Well I've been going with this new girl for 2 weeks and to be honest I've usually been in a relationship a bit longer to know what to do on Valentines day, so TBH I really have no idea what to do, like what would be really nice for her without seeming weird because we've not been togther that long.

 

tough one. avoid any cards that say "i love you". maybe write her a poem and make it funny

 

Thats a pretty good idea, but man am I shit at poems, give me a poem to do about jenkem/shit/sex/13 year old dads and I'm away, but anything else and I'm fucked.

 

ok then just avoid her till sunday, turn your phone off and don't answer the door.

 

then just act like nothing happened

 

after 2 weeks she shouldnt expect anything

lol

how bout this:

Insert name here, you're better than all the other ho's

So for Valentines day Ill suck your toes.

or some other raunchy act.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

so same as usual then essines

 

hey did you like that shitty gamecube game?

it's not bad, wasn't as shitty as i thought but i haven't given it a hell of a lot of time. but thank you very much, i appreciated it

this is my first valentines day whilst single for a long time. which is fine because i'm crap at it.

i've noticed a lot of women around with red coats on since yesterday (only in an area where people are rich enough to buy lots of coats, rich girls/women), is that some kind of new valentines thing?

sorry for being a loser and posting in your thread.

edit: also red shoes

Never seen the point in Valentines day, especially for people in relationships. Why should you need to show how much you love someone on one day over any other? Proof should not be required.

Valentines day is, or should be, for singles to hook up more than anything.

Just so you know I'm 20 and have been with my girlfriend 4 years in March.

:(

hey george is this that movie/game store ho

  essines said:

hey george is this that movie/game store girl

Yup.

im gonna cook bacon for breakfast.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Well I've been going with this new girl for 2 weeks and to be honest I've usually been in a relationship a bit longer to know what to do on Valentines day, so TBH I really have no idea what to do, like what would be really nice for her without seeming weird because we've not been togther that long.

 

tough one. avoid any cards that say "i love you". maybe write her a poem and make it funny

Or just put "I hope your gash stays tight until I tire of you"

  Joyrex said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Well I've been going with this new girl for 2 weeks and to be honest I've usually been in a relationship a bit longer to know what to do on Valentines day, so TBH I really have no idea what to do, like what would be really nice for her without seeming weird because we've not been togther that long.

 

tough one. avoid any cards that say "i love you". maybe write her a poem and make it funny

 

Or just put "I hope your gash stays tight until I tire of you"

This was the first thing I told her, I said if it didnt then there would never be an "us".

made a card with some nice origami designs, going out to a fancy restaurant (the place where we are having our wedding reception this fall...)

i have bought my girlfriend a bottle of Lacoste Love of Pink perfume, a bear, a game for her DS and I've ordered a dozen roses to be delivered to her work tomorrow and we're going for a meal tomorrow night at a place in Wimbledon called La Nonas.

fuck you bcm

lol

i bought her a network cable