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hey yegg, please learn how to spell and also the word "yes" or "yeah" or even "ya"

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

i forgot to make a card for the wifey, she made me one that was excellent, was a small book she bound together, about 8 pages with big stick on velvrow text through out, so mine was last minute, in big fat permenent marker i wrote 'happpy valentines day, for blahblah lots of love from blahblah' with xxx right above me cock

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Never seen the point in Valentines day, especially for people in relationships. Why should you need to show how much you love someone on one day over any other? Proof should not be required.

 

Valentines day is, or should be, for singles to hook up more than anything.

 

guess I agree. I'm glad it exists though, loads of couples made reservations in our restaurant.

 

It makes sense to me. Why should be "need" holidays to appreciate our mothers and fathers? our veterans? our presidents? OUR LORD?! Shouldnt we just appreciate these things every day? Would you prefer we had no reason to celebrate anything ever, simply because we should already be exalted in our appreciation of all things at all times?

I think its weird, these people that loathe a valentines because they cant express their affections in any form other than readymade gifts, or are in a relationship with someone who will hate them for not living up to arbitrary valentines day guidelines.

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  On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said:

fuck off!

I've got a date with a .... cute barmaid (but she's working). Hopefully to shag her! Take this old boring couples!

*** This announcement is brought to you by the Shimago-Dominguez Corporation

*** helping America into the New World...

i can't believe some of you cunts are moaning about having holidays.

 

break out the bulldog clips and the fucking self flegellation why don't you.

  loganfive said:
i can't believe some of you cunts are moaning about having holidays.

 

break out the bulldog clips and the fucking self flegellation why don't you.

 

this isn't exactly a holiday and the entire premise of said holiday is what they are moaning about so you maybe should just chill the fuck out.

 

i mean moaning about the moaners yada yada yada etc.

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

  Yegg said:
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-files

 

fix't

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

I was stuck at my grandparent's house recovering from sinus surgery. I took my laptop into my room and masturbated my penis.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

i ended up spending an ass amount of money at some high classy sushi restaurant. was totally worth it though...was delicious....we got another date on thursday..seems to be working decently...shes chill and im pretty chill.

The wife and I went to the beach to stay the night at a hotel for our anniversary.

 

There was a state basketball tournament in the area, so all the hotels within fifty miles were full.

 

We went back home.

 

 

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  Godwin Austen said:
on my way home i've almost crashed into the city mayor. he held my shoulder saying: "slowly please, slowly."

 

hey i've been to gdansk. i stayed with a friend who lives in gdynia last year. it was really snowy. nice place (the tri-city). i like poland. :beer:

The lady and I turn 5 years in a month and stuff has been rocky. We recently took a 3 week break and during that break I realized I love her more than anything. We have mostly been trying to talk things out over the last week since the break ended and she is scaring me... thoughts of "I love you but... could there be anyone else out there?" running around in her head. I am her first relationship, she just turned 21 a few months back and wants to go "live" her life while she is still young.

 

So I went all out... went to Tiffany's and bought her a $450 fresh water pearl bracelet which I presented to her at around midnight. I then made her breakfast that morning and took her to a spot on the beach where magic happened early on in our relationship. After we walked around for a bit, held each other and kissed, I took her home and made her a steak dinner then passed out on her bed while she cleaned her room. I woke up an hour or so later only to have to go to work for my night shift. So i'm sitting her now... missing her like crazy while she is out partying with her friends at a bar.

 

I'm a wreck... I don't want to lose her. I have this fucking mass of a lump in my throat that wont go away, I can't eat... I'm tortured!

 

(love bites, love bleeds)

Its bringin me to my knees

(love lives, love dies)

Its no surprise

(love begs, love pleads)

Its what I need

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