That pompous Gothic guy with the youtube rants

  kaini said:

:omg:

he's seriously addicting, he nearly sets his house on fire halfway through this video and burns his hands trying to get the flaming pot out the door

he thinks "eggwhites" are eggshells too

my god

These only make me want to clean my house, soak in hydrogen peroxide and take a bleach shower.

  277: 930-933 said:

I FOUND HIM! (not thanks to you, WATMM)

 

This is really fucking amazing.

  Funktion said:

  kaini said:

:omg:

 

he's seriously addicting, he nearly sets his house on fire halfway through this video and burns his hands trying to get the flaming pot out the door

 

 

he thinks "eggwhites" are eggshells too

clearly mentally ill

  277: 930-933 said:

I FOUND HIM! (not thanks to you, WATMM)

 

You know this is actually Maja/calx sherbert yo

  Funktion said:

  kaini said:

:omg:

 

he's seriously addicting, he nearly sets his house on fire halfway through this video and burns his hands trying to get the flaming pot out the door

 

 

he thinks "eggwhites" are eggshells too

He's wearing crocs, lol.

I'm sensing a hint of faek, but who knows.

  277: 930-933 said:

I FOUND HIM! (not thanks to you, WATMM)

 

he reminds me of garth marenghi

  Yegg said:

  Funktion said:

  kaini said:

:omg:

 

he's seriously addicting, he nearly sets his house on fire halfway through this video and burns his hands trying to get the flaming pot out the door

 

 

he thinks "eggwhites" are eggshells too

 

He's wearing crocs, lol.

 

 

I'm sensing a hint of faek, but who knows.

i would've assumed fake too, but no one would do that to their apartment just to do a joke video. it looks like he never leaves his apartment (the way he was careful to lock the door right after he came back in).

how is this guy not homeless or in an institution?

oh god this guy is such a douche.

*there I go again reciting dead and rotting latin phrases chuckle scoff*

nah, masao isn't fake, i found the forum he posts on and he's a total celebrity there

the end of this one is another gem

btw yes it is a hot dog sponge cake with lemon icing that he eats

the peaches and hot dog one is hilarious

this guy is an absolute comedy genius.

masao is totally better than that goth guy, we should make a thread on him

  Funktion said:

  kaini said:

:omg:

 

he's seriously addicting, he nearly sets his house on fire halfway through this video and burns his hands trying to get the flaming pot out the door

 

 

he thinks "eggwhites" are eggshells too

this is tragically hilarious.

great canadian accent, too.

the weird thing is he's a fucking zen master. the audio is a total disconnect from the contents of the video.

here's this guy talking about "There is no real me".. and at the same time, he's mixing coffee with meat.

ten minutes in, he mentions he has a law degree. and then he sets another pan on fire.

YES! I've been searching the internets for ages trying to find a good recipe for burnt hotdog soaked in tap water!

  chaosmachine said:

the audio is a total disconnect from the contents of the video.

this is what drives me crazy, i can't watch the video and listen cause the two could be completely separate and i'd hardly notice. it's like watching a pop music video on mute while black metal is playing out of your stereo.

  chaosmachine said:

the weird thing is he's a fucking zen master. the audio is a total disconnect from the contents of the video.

 

 

here's this guy talking about "There is no real me".. and at the same time, he's mixing coffee with meat.

 

ten minutes in, he mentions he has a law degree. and then he sets another pan on fire.

this man is amazing in so many ways holy shit

gets weirder. and he reads japanese.

I like the goth guy.

  Dan C said:

I like the goth guy.

Do you "like-like" him, or just "like" him?

he's like a poorly animated cgi character from a richard linklater movie about larping

  Dan C said:

I like the goth guy.

I like him too

quote from soemone on a that goth gut which made me laugh

'you're astonishingly gay. and skinny. you skinny gay.'