people in the next room, fucking

I made a special effort to not get drunk tonight, because it seems like I'm always drunk lately, but what has ultimately come of this is that its the middle of the night, I've watched 2 episodes of The X Files and browsed the internet quite a lot, eaten some jaffa cakes and chocolate fingers, and heard my housemate and his girlfriend taking part in intercourse as many as 3 times. :unhappy:

Now I'm probably going to watch more X Files and pray his penis is excoriated and painful.

And also my sheets smell because of all the booze stink I must have been sweating into them this past fortnight of alcohol consumption

if you can't beat 'em join 'em

so what do you want, a fucking medal?

so what do you want, a fucking medal?

ill take a medal

I want a 'fucking' medal!

so what do you want, a fucking medal?

so thats where that went ;)

yep.....

You should accept the noise they make, no matter how late they get laid, because they mainly do it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act.

just jerk off along with them... makes sure you stick something up your ass too

WTF? Oh sig meme eh.

Seriously you can only battle sex with... SEX

battling sex with sex is sexy.

  Z_B_Z said:

just jerk off along with them... makes sure you stick something up your ass too

you'll come stupid hard.

My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion

lol

nene, whos that in your avatar?

but together they make sweet love

eat metal you metal dude

metal metal metal

  my usernames always really suck said:

My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion

i always get conscientious of my vocal output while playing halo or fucking

i live in a duplex, the other half is rented by neighbors that are irish catholic, condoms are a sin, they have four or five kids (i don't keep close track). regularly i'm happily sleeping into the afternoon when i hear the greedy screams of ADHD lads playing football indoors.

today it got to be a bit much, so i just started screaming like i was being raped by a horse. satisfying

when flatsitting in the summer the neighbours would fuck and i guess they were doing some kinky stuff, it sounded like the security system/smoke monster from lost + man going "mmmmmmmmmmmmhhmmmmmmmmmmh" and the woman shouting "OW" very loudly. eventually it was just the occasional "OW" and nothing else. for a few hours. started at about 10am tho.

i used to hear my parents all the time...

"ooh yeah ram it deep inside me, oh harder faster YEAH!!"

i'd be like "shut up dad i'm trying to sleep!"

  keltoi said:

apart from the bacon i love the homosexual innuendo.

  keltoi said:

i used to hear my parents all the time...

 

"ooh yeah ram it deep inside me, oh harder faster YEAH!!"

 

i'd be like "shut up dad i'm trying to sleep!"

play some mad tampax triplet trax, cr8zy ape jam, fuck their shit up, u noe what i mean

rumor has it tampax triplet == mrx?

i used that shit to clear the hallway in the dorms my freshman year of college, no joke

i got treated for chlamydia today!

fucking wooot