people in the next room, fucking

  Coalbucket PI said:

... and heard my housemate and his girlfriend taking part in intercourse as many as 3 times. :unhappy:

Now I'm probably going to watch more X Files and pray his penis is excoriated and painful.

i hear you. the only way to do it properly is to bring your girl too and make her scream. it was so funny one night when my roomate and his gf were doing it and me & my gf were doing it, both in separate rooms, and we could hear each other from time to time. next day there was an immediate question whether this is the next step towards swinging lol

  DaveMike said:

i got treated for chlamydia today!

fucking wooot

I CAUGHT THE HANDCLAP FROM A DIRTY ROLAND

  Z_B_Z said:

battling sex with sex is sexy.

  my usernames always really suck said:

My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion

Lord, please say you're not one of those... can't you calmly play a game?

the only answer to is oooooh along with them. whenever the guy says "oh yeah" say "ooh yeah" in a high pitched mock voice. and when she moans return the noise in a deep manly voice.

*golf clap*

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

the only answer to is oooooh along with them. whenever the guy says "oh yeah" say "ooh yeah" in a high pitched mock voice. and when she moans return the noise in a deep manly voice.

And prepare to run when he comes to your door, more aroused than before wanting seconds

when hes out sneak into his room and poke pins through his condom collection.

waning: this could backfire and you'll be dealing with crying babies

  my usernames always really suck said:

My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion

valve ruined that fucking game with the latest engineer update.

Just play recordings of audience laughter when they start doing it.

  patternoverlap said:

Just play recordings of audience laughter when they start doing it.

Now THAT would be a lol

guide to cock blocking

that was hilarious

  Joyrex said:

  my usernames always really suck said:

My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion

 

Lord, please say you're not one of those... can't you calmly play a game?

When I pull out my butterfly knife and fucking stab some chump in the back I expect him to die as the game intended, not for the Source engine's shitty netcode to keep failing me over and over and over again.

You don't understand if you've never played this game, let alone the Spy class.

see 2:40 for solution

  my usernames always really suck said:

  Joyrex said:

  my usernames always really suck said:

My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion

 

Lord, please say you're not one of those... can't you calmly play a game?

When I pull out my butterfly knife and fucking stab some chump in the back I expect him to die as the game intended, not for the Source engine's shitty netcode to keep failing me over and over and over again.

 

You don't understand if you've never played this game, let alone the Spy class.

I don't care what game it is or how frustrating it can be... I just can't see throwing a tantrum as a grown adult about something like that.

  Joyrex said:

  my usernames always really suck said:

  Joyrex said:

  my usernames always really suck said:

My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion

 

Lord, please say you're not one of those... can't you calmly play a game?

When I pull out my butterfly knife and fucking stab some chump in the back I expect him to die as the game intended, not for the Source engine's shitty netcode to keep failing me over and over and over again.

 

You don't understand if you've never played this game, let alone the Spy class.

 

I don't care what game it is or how frustrating it can be... I just can't see throwing a tantrum as a grown adult about something like that.

Has never played Team Fortress 2.

  my usernames always really suck said:

  Joyrex said:

  my usernames always really suck said:

  Joyrex said:

  my usernames always really suck said:

My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion

 

Lord, please say you're not one of those... can't you calmly play a game?

When I pull out my butterfly knife and fucking stab some chump in the back I expect him to die as the game intended, not for the Source engine's shitty netcode to keep failing me over and over and over again.

 

You don't understand if you've never played this game, let alone the Spy class.

 

I don't care what game it is or how frustrating it can be... I just can't see throwing a tantrum as a grown adult about something like that.

 

Has never played Team Fortress 2.

Actually, I have, on the PS3 even, arguably the worst version of the game

Console shooters

  Joyrex said:

I don't care what game it is or how frustrating it can be... I just can't see throwing a tantrum as a grown adult about something like that.

Halo 3 can be so frustrating sometimes.

  Enter a new display name said:

  Joyrex said:

I don't care what game it is or how frustrating it can be... I just can't see throwing a tantrum as a grown adult about something like that.

Halo 3 can be so frustrating sometimes.

When I fumble, throw an interception or don't convert on 4th down in Madden hell is properly and rightfully raised.

i hated Halo 3, then i realized it was because i sucked at it and i hate feeling steamrolled in any game.

one i got better at it, i started to like it a lot more.

Just get it over with and give them a fucking medal.

  Godwin Austen said:

  Coalbucket PI said:

... and heard my housemate and his girlfriend taking part in intercourse as many as 3 times. :unhappy:

Now I'm probably going to watch more X Files and pray his penis is excoriated and painful.

i hear you. the only way to do it properly is to bring your girl too and make her scream. it was so funny one night when my roomate and his gf were doing it and me & my gf were doing it, both in separate rooms, and we could hear each other from time to time. next day there was an immediate question whether this is the next step towards swinging lol

see thats just weird. thats why i dont want other people to hear me fucking and I dont want to hear other people fucking. FUCK QUIETLY. I have the decorum to fuck at my girlfriends house where nobody can hear, and I also make sure I'm a very poor lover so she doesn't sigh or make any noise at all and she can hardly even tell she's having sex

  Z_B_Z said:

lol

 

nene, whos that in your avatar?

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