The SAD and dick beard thread

Right, but what if it wasn't you?

then i'd probably jack myself off as soon as i saw my own dickbeard on the head of someone elses' mushroom stick.

dick beard

  zaphod said:

  Fred McGriff said:

hey zaphod was the beard dick pierced in your dream?

 

basically looked like this

 

ugh, essines at least deserves a bigger dick in his beard.

thanks weed.

my dick is too massive for the internet btw.

its too sexy for anyones eyes....yet a mouth on the other hand...

You see? She's asking for it!

This forum is gay with happiness and love, no dick references please.

There once was a dude from western canada,

who had a sweatpants boner in his beard.

said he with a grin as he stroked his chin,

"if my nose was balls I'd blow it."

  Velazquez said:

There once was a dude from western canada,

who had a sweatpants boner in his beard.

said he with a grin as he stroked his chin,

"if my nose was balls I'd blow it."

lol

  Velazquez said:

There once was a dude from western canada,

who had a sweatpants boner in his beard.

said he with a grin as he stroked his chin,

"if my nose was balls I'd blow it."

lol

  Velazquez said:

There once was a dude from western canada,

who had a sweatpants boner in his beard.

said he with a grin as he stroked his chin,

"if my nose was balls I'd blow it."

lol

  Velazquez said:

There once was a dude from western canada,

who had a sweatpants boner in his beard.

said he with a grin as he stroked his chin,

"if my nose was balls I'd blow it."

lol

  Velazquez said:

There once was a dude from western canada,

who had a sweatpants boner in his beard.

said he with a grin as he stroked his chin,

"if my nose was balls I'd blow it."

lol

  Velazquez said:

There once was a dude from western canada,

who had a sweatpants boner in his beard.

said he with a grin as he stroked his chin,

"if my nose was balls I'd blow it."

lol

  Velazquez said:

There once was a dude from western canada,

who had a sweatpants boner in his beard.

said he with a grin as he stroked his chin,

"if my nose was balls I'd blow it."

lol