Watchmen

This movie is primed and ready to be an abortion wrapped in a fucking disaster and I could not be happier. All the slavish fanboys are getting their just desserts: a "faithful" adaptation that, by virtue of being such, ends up being inaccessible and boring.

{Not that the imminent flop of this mega-production will stop studios from giving jackasses like Zach Snyder megamillions to wank away into failures.}

umm only thats its going to make millions and millions of dollars like "300" did

comic is overrated anyway

  zaphod said:

comic is overrated anyway

qft

You guys are becoming more predictable by the hour.

why am i seeing this in imax on friday night?

comic was ok. the film cannot be satisfying as a superhero movie. will report back

i really have no opinion, except that the movie looks bland and the comic is overrated. 300 was racist trash. the movie was a faithful adaptation of the comic. i liked his dawn of the dead remake (for what it was) though...

edit: hmmmm

  zaphod said:

i really have no opinion, except that the movie looks bland and the comic is overrated. 300 was racist trash. the movie was a faithful adaptation of the comic. i liked his dawn of the dead remake (for what it was) though...

Oh yeah, I did hear that was good...I'll have to check it out.

I really don't care about Watchmen, either. I just wanted to bloody these god-awfully boring WATMM waters a bit, but even the bland pansies like Braintree can't be bothered to take the bait.

I just think your tirades are tripe and boring by now. I've been listening to the same thing for years. You can just replace any title with another and your "reviews" all sound the same.

  zaphod said:

edit: hmmmm

Excellent, another joyless, humorless, comic book adaptation! The last one (starring Heath Ledger's Tongue) was a real hit with the kiddies.

I wonder, was Christopher Nolan consulted when they made the Watchmen?

so basically like any given thread on this site? why are his or my little opinions on movies held to some high standard, like they actually matter? you could do the exact same thing with any of the dozens of lol alzado poop threads or anything else on here as well. who cares. don't respond if you don't like it, or present a valid argument.

edit: to braintree

  Braintree said:

I just think your tirades are tripe and boring by now. I've been listening to the same thing for years. You can just replace any title with another and your "reviews" all sound the same.

Ahh, there's my favorite WATMM Wilting Pussy.

Welcome back to my open arms! :kiss:

  zaphod said:

so basically like any given thread on this site? why are his or my little opinions on movies held to some high standard, like they actually matter? you could do the exact same thing with any of the dozens of lol alzado poop threads or anything else on here as well. who cares. don't respond if you don't like it, or present a valid argument.

 

edit: to braintree

That's MY boy, Zaphod, you stay AWAY from him. I want his nubile, unplucked arsehole all to myself.

That really hurts coming from the guy that genuinely enjoys Entourage.

  zaphod said:

so basically like any given thread on this site? why are his or my little opinions on movies held to some high standard, like they actually matter? you could do the exact same thing with any of the dozens of lol alzado poop threads or anything else on here as well. who cares. don't respond if you don't like it, or present a valid argument.

 

edit: to braintree

I think you don't even give it a chance before you even see it. You just think most people like it so you have to disagree.

still waiting on an edward gorey adaptation... i think the burton and selick combo would work nicely.

ps... not going to see this film

Someone peed in braintree's butt

Also, Watchmen sux

  Braintree said:

I just think your tirades are tripe and boring by now. I've been listening to the same thing for years. You can just replace any title with another and your "reviews" all sound the same.

haha I thought that "review" was cut and paste job from somewhere

Your mom thought you were a cut and paste job

  Mr Salads said:

Your mom thought you were a cut and paste job

very original dude , are you Mirezzi's bitch or something

*expects a comeback along the lines of umm your mom's my bitch *

your dad's a fag

  beatfanatic said:

  Mr Salads said:

Your mom thought you were a cut and paste job

 

very original dude , are you Mirezzi's bitch or something

 

*expects a comeback along the lines of umm your mom's my bitch *

Your moms a fucking fag hag. Plus she's a fag.

  Braintree said:

That really hurts coming from the guy that genuinely enjoys Entourage.

I think you have the wrong fag, fag.

I am one of the more decidedly anti-Entourage people you'll ever meet.

*gasp*

Silly yanks.

You seen anything good lately, Mirezzi?

What about asking the better critics

lol

Let me know when you find some...

I'll bite, anything good lately, Salads? You still working for a studio?