Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 This movie is primed and ready to be an abortion wrapped in a fucking disaster and I could not be happier. All the slavish fanboys are getting their just desserts: a "faithful" adaptation that, by virtue of being such, ends up being inaccessible and boring. {Not that the imminent flop of this mega-production will stop studios from giving jackasses like Zach Snyder megamillions to wank away into failures.} Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 umm only thats its going to make millions and millions of dollars like "300" did Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 comic is overrated anyway Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 zaphod said: comic is overrated anyway qft Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 You guys are becoming more predictable by the hour. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 why am i seeing this in imax on friday night? comic was ok. the film cannot be satisfying as a superhero movie. will report back Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 (edited) i really have no opinion, except that the movie looks bland and the comic is overrated. 300 was racist trash. the movie was a faithful adaptation of the comic. i liked his dawn of the dead remake (for what it was) though... edit: hmmmm Edited March 4, 2009 by zaphod Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 (edited) zaphod said: i really have no opinion, except that the movie looks bland and the comic is overrated. 300 was racist trash. the movie was a faithful adaptation of the comic. i liked his dawn of the dead remake (for what it was) though... Oh yeah, I did hear that was good...I'll have to check it out. I really don't care about Watchmen, either. I just wanted to bloody these god-awfully boring WATMM waters a bit, but even the bland pansies like Braintree can't be bothered to take the bait. Edited March 4, 2009 by Mirezzi Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I just think your tirades are tripe and boring by now. I've been listening to the same thing for years. You can just replace any title with another and your "reviews" all sound the same. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968171 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 zaphod said: edit: hmmmm Excellent, another joyless, humorless, comic book adaptation! The last one (starring Heath Ledger's Tongue) was a real hit with the kiddies. I wonder, was Christopher Nolan consulted when they made the Watchmen? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 (edited) so basically like any given thread on this site? why are his or my little opinions on movies held to some high standard, like they actually matter? you could do the exact same thing with any of the dozens of lol alzado poop threads or anything else on here as well. who cares. don't respond if you don't like it, or present a valid argument. edit: to braintree Edited March 4, 2009 by zaphod Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 (edited) Braintree said: I just think your tirades are tripe and boring by now. I've been listening to the same thing for years. You can just replace any title with another and your "reviews" all sound the same. Ahh, there's my favorite WATMM Wilting Pussy. Welcome back to my open arms! :kiss: zaphod said: so basically like any given thread on this site? why are his or my little opinions on movies held to some high standard, like they actually matter? you could do the exact same thing with any of the dozens of lol alzado poop threads or anything else on here as well. who cares. don't respond if you don't like it, or present a valid argument. edit: to braintree That's MY boy, Zaphod, you stay AWAY from him. I want his nubile, unplucked arsehole all to myself. Edited March 4, 2009 by Mirezzi Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968180 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 (edited) That really hurts coming from the guy that genuinely enjoys Entourage. zaphod said: so basically like any given thread on this site? why are his or my little opinions on movies held to some high standard, like they actually matter? you could do the exact same thing with any of the dozens of lol alzado poop threads or anything else on here as well. who cares. don't respond if you don't like it, or present a valid argument. edit: to braintree I think you don't even give it a chance before you even see it. You just think most people like it so you have to disagree. Edited March 4, 2009 by Braintree Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 (edited) still waiting on an edward gorey adaptation... i think the burton and selick combo would work nicely. ps... not going to see this film Edited March 4, 2009 by goffer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Someone peed in braintree's butt Also, Watchmen sux Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Braintree said: I just think your tirades are tripe and boring by now. I've been listening to the same thing for years. You can just replace any title with another and your "reviews" all sound the same. haha I thought that "review" was cut and paste job from somewhere Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Your mom thought you were a cut and paste job Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Mr Salads said: Your mom thought you were a cut and paste job very original dude , are you Mirezzi's bitch or something *expects a comeback along the lines of umm your mom's my bitch * Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 your dad's a fag Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968275 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 beatfanatic said: Mr Salads said: Your mom thought you were a cut and paste job very original dude , are you Mirezzi's bitch or something *expects a comeback along the lines of umm your mom's my bitch * Your moms a fucking fag hag. Plus she's a fag. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Braintree said: That really hurts coming from the guy that genuinely enjoys Entourage. I think you have the wrong fag, fag. I am one of the more decidedly anti-Entourage people you'll ever meet. *gasp* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Silly yanks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 You seen anything good lately, Mirezzi? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 What about asking the better critics Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 lol Let me know when you find some... I'll bite, anything good lately, Salads? You still working for a studio? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43224-watchmen/#findComment-968342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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