Joyrex

i fucking love the word turd. it's such a vile word.

it's funny in plural form, "that's a lot of turds right there"

and it's really funny when used to describe a person, "Caustic is such a turd"

why do Polish dogs have flat heads ?

not nec. a poop joke... but it's along the lines of flatulence:

at work, the use of cell phones have been prohibited. if caught using a cell phone, you'll be written up on the spot... so some people have decided to use the bathroom stall to use their phones... whenever i go to the restroom and someone is in the stall using the phone, i let loose some awesome gas... i try to make them as loud as possible... you can hear them on the phone and pause, loosing their train of thought... i walk out of that restroom like lloyd christmas on a mo-ped!

  asymmetrical head said:

i walk out of that restroom like lloyd christmas on a mo-ped!

nice simile!

*high fuckin' five*

word up!