whats your wank level

Over 9000 penises.

I am Cock Ver10.

i cant even begin to answer this question

Wank Alert: Elevated

oh shit, i already did

OFF THE SCALE!

wank factor 9

Wankcon 1

  hahathhat said:

Wankcon 1

I already did a variation on this one, dammit.

I'm so angry I can't even fap.

I'm stepping down to FAPCON 3.

i did a variation on your variation

fwiw, both times i posted those only to realize some else had gotten there first. reading threads before posting, who needs that??

I shall forgive you.

*steps back up to a cautious FAPCON 2*

24/7/365

I like it raw.

wanktastesticularrific

34 MPH

155mph

I see what you did there.

never catch you now

elope

Elopment with you sounds like how cement is to pavement. its really neccessary.

7/4

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"Wank Alert: Elevated."

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"At the moment its beyond

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