what kind of cologne do you wear?

LaCoste essential. fire.

i've got a dozen unopened botttles of various types i keep getting as 'presents'. i might squirt myself with a drop on the odd occasion.

i worked with a guy that came in to work like pepe le puis leaving a thick viscous trail where ever he went. i couldn't sit next to him cos the aroma evaporated all the moisture in my mouth and eyes.

i could do with some cologne right about now, im funkytastic

  Braintree said:

Munich is actually called München in German/Deutsch. We have fucked up the translations for so many years, they just keep it instead of correcting. Like how Japan is Nihon in Japanese.

I'm no stranger to this.

I'm "Pennsylvania Dutch".

And my ancestors are German.

allure

I remember seeing an episode of queer eye for the straight guy where they were teaching guys how to properly apply cologne. something like "just spray, then walk away" meaning don't point the cologne bottle like 3 inches from your shirt and spray directly at you but instead point the bottle into the air and spray away from you then walk through the mist.

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what kind of cologne do you wear?

whatever my wife buys me... eternity for men is what i have now!

armani diamonds

i've gotten sensitive to smells, artificial chemical cologne smells so i tend to just use a scented deodorant nowadays, axe brand preferably

the first cologne i ever received was as a gift from my sister and i still have it, eddie baure "explorer" and i gotta say it smells pretty great but it's also not very strong, for better or for worse i dunno

i usually smell like burnt marijuana

Mainly these two...

  jefferoo said:

Mainly these two...

 

what does lacoste smell like?

it smells like THE EXPENSIVE or perhaps THE BLING?

gucci POOR HOMIE, not sure that one would be any good

gucci reaks of overated

cool water

bath & body works mountain frost

jupe

lol/wtf at all of watmm wearing cologne

when i comes to impressing people sexually 50 situps a day is a better investment than 50 cents of cologne a day

Piano Decanter

  yek said:

gucci reaks of overated

You reak of subjective. It actually smells like cedar.

I don't wear cologne.

*drops head in shame*

It's actually "LACTOSE".

There was a misprint on the bottle.

lactose intolrance isn't funny :(

it's gassy

Well the cologne smells funny.

to clear things up

my mom/dad bought me the cologne i have now. i got another bottle of the same as a birthday gift from an ex girlfriend.

the first part of that sentence is pretty watmm.

i use it so much that i've only ever bought two bottles in about 4 years.