autopilot

I hurt my shin once....

back in the day

those were some crazy times...

Back when we were mere children, influenced and shaped by the ebb and flow of life itself

And now, that ebb and flow, and the power to manipulate it to our whim, lies within our grasp. The question arises, then, do we have the cognitive faculties to grasp this seemingly foreign concept, or shall we remain as zombies through capitalist wasteland...mental autopilots doomed to life as a cog in a fortress of rabid decay.

  autopilot said:

And now, that ebb and flow, and the power to manipulate it to our whim, lies within our grasp. The question arises, then, do we have the cognitive faculties to grasp this seemingly foreign concept, or shall we remain as zombies through capitalist wasteland...mental autopilots doomed to life as a cog in a fortress of rabid decay.

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  my usernames always really suck said:

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lol, this is like an updated Waiting for Godot

I waited for Godot once...

...sorry, I'll stop now

You should stop.

He's not going to show up.

SPOILERS

I'm already dead. I'm hanging around because Capsaicin can see dead people.

sup nigga

African American

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nigger

hey autopilot, let's have a gay

autopilotLOL Alzado

*gays Alzado*

*gays him real good*

I go gay hunting, four to five times a year, with tek 9s.

We kill the butt-fuckers and feed them to animals in the zoo.

We break in that mo'fucka!

And feed them hungry ass tigers homo meat!

Why you think all them gorillas attackin' zoo 'patrons'?

I'll give you one guess, OOPs times up!

666

and.

and.

Sippin on some purple.

I'ma call it urple.

Leaning to the sizzide.

Cool like a bercule.

Herb got me?

Eyes tight like girdle.

Cruising through the hood slow, something like a turtle.

Strapped with them triggas.

Hanging hanging with my BROTHERS.

Everybody flossed out cause we stacking figgas.

Hoes getting nothing but some of this nutting.

Soft baby esaphagaus bitch you give me something.

On this hydro coating.

Or promythzzing.

Sipping on the sizzerp.

Sipping on this lizzean.

Macking in my mizzah.

I'm staying hizzigh.

True to the shit I do and that's till I dizzie.

Suckas wanna stizzep.

I'ma keep it rizzeal.

Do whutcha gotta do man to get a mizzeal.

Never was a hata.

I'ma stay?

Sipping on this good drank dog everyday yeah.

FUCK!

Is that dubstep?

nuke Africa

yeah man I wannna go back,

and blow that shit up!

I mean damn...

FUCK!