My Wife is Taking A Shit

Yup, she's takin' a shit again and for some reason she never stinks up the bathroom.

It's the damndest thing. Smells like fuckin flowers after she gets out. Smells like a damn tiger was gutted after I take a dump. Maybe it's a redhead thing. I don't know. She could be a fuckin alien. They don't shit. Everybody knows that. I think she might carry a can of lysol everywhere she goes. I hope that's it at least. I don't want to be fuckin no aliens. My job's bad enough as is. Shit.

JB

Youre married to a redhead? Didnt anybody warn you about redheads

black magic

she's draining ur lyfe force

get out now

Nah man fuck. I love the bitch. She's the mother of my children. I'm too ugly to get anything better now. My Asian mistress out in west Texas ain't even as pretty as my wife. But she's Asian. Shit.

JB

you have but one thing to do

eat a metric shitload of beans, gaseolate the household, flee the country, post to watmm regarding aftermath..... profit

Like rippin open a ten day dead tiger open and lightin some hair on fire. I could fuck some shit up! Might just have to do that HAtHAT buddy. Takin shits is my life. And my wife is now takin a shit. Fuckin Wendy's. Get ya every time. But I guarantee you it'll smell roses shot out of her ass here in a minute or three. Shit

Jim

Maybe she had her glands removed.

ferrets man. Shit

pics for expert grade-A watmm alien analysis.

She's got glands let me tell you what! Huge ones. Nearly killed me one time we were fuckin and one of her tits started to smother me but she didn't know 'cause she was orgasmin! I was so relieved when her hip went out of place and she fell off me. Fuck I nearly died cause of tits. Crazy fuckin world. Shit.

Mr Bradfor

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Death by Mammary gland.

Would have been nuts man!

Shit.

  Atop said:

She's got glands let me tell you what! Huge ones. Nearly killed me one time we were fuckin and one of her tits started to smother me but she didn't know 'cause she was orgasmin! I was so relieved when her hip went out of place and she fell off me. Fuck I nearly died cause of tits. Crazy fuckin world. Shit.

 

Mr Bradfor

that wat u get 4 fuckin a mantis

A fuckin 10 ton mantis! Shit.

Jim

By my calculations your wife has been shitting for near on 40 minutes now.

Is there any of her still left?

who the fuck makes a wife shitting thread at 4am?

what kind of person shits at 4am?

deviants

Does she keep candles in the bathroom? Candles work wonders.

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While my wife is on the crapper, I sometimes sneak into the top floor bedroom to spy on my neighbor's wife. Got some badass binoculars from Target. The wife of my neighbor is 12 years younger than him, cause he got her off the internet from Russia and is smokin hot and don't even know. And she dun't know how to close window blinds neither! My wife was wonderin what fuck that stain was on floor in front of the window sill and I thought real fast and told her it was our son Jim Jr sleep walkin and pissin on the floor while we were asleep. I am a fuckin genius! Oh shit here she comes and yep. No shit smell whasoever! Amazin! Shit.

JB

  Atop said:

Smells like fuckin flowers after she gets out.

 

She's hiding one from you.

its all lies. women dont shit , thats a fact

they just powder their noses everytime they go to the bathroom

They do but it's like little rabbit turds and they smell like jelly beans.

my wife's farts smell like taquitos