Atop Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Yup, she's takin' a shit again and for some reason she never stinks up the bathroom. It's the damndest thing. Smells like fuckin flowers after she gets out. Smells like a damn tiger was gutted after I take a dump. Maybe it's a redhead thing. I don't know. She could be a fuckin alien. They don't shit. Everybody knows that. I think she might carry a can of lysol everywhere she goes. I hope that's it at least. I don't want to be fuckin no aliens. My job's bad enough as is. Shit. JB Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Youre married to a redhead? Didnt anybody warn you about redheads Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 black magic she's draining ur lyfe force get out now Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Nah man fuck. I love the bitch. She's the mother of my children. I'm too ugly to get anything better now. My Asian mistress out in west Texas ain't even as pretty as my wife. But she's Asian. Shit. JB Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 you have but one thing to do eat a metric shitload of beans, gaseolate the household, flee the country, post to watmm regarding aftermath..... profit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Like rippin open a ten day dead tiger open and lightin some hair on fire. I could fuck some shit up! Might just have to do that HAtHAT buddy. Takin shits is my life. And my wife is now takin a shit. Fuckin Wendy's. Get ya every time. But I guarantee you it'll smell roses shot out of her ass here in a minute or three. Shit Jim Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Maybe she had her glands removed. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 ferrets man. Shit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 pics for expert grade-A watmm alien analysis. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974812 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 She's got glands let me tell you what! Huge ones. Nearly killed me one time we were fuckin and one of her tits started to smother me but she didn't know 'cause she was orgasmin! I was so relieved when her hip went out of place and she fell off me. Fuck I nearly died cause of tits. Crazy fuckin world. Shit. Mr Bradfor Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 d Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974817 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Death by Mammary gland. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Would have been nuts man! Shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974828 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Atop said: She's got glands let me tell you what! Huge ones. Nearly killed me one time we were fuckin and one of her tits started to smother me but she didn't know 'cause she was orgasmin! I was so relieved when her hip went out of place and she fell off me. Fuck I nearly died cause of tits. Crazy fuckin world. Shit. Mr Bradfor that wat u get 4 fuckin a mantis Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 A fuckin 10 ton mantis! Shit. Jim Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 By my calculations your wife has been shitting for near on 40 minutes now. Is there any of her still left? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 who the fuck makes a wife shitting thread at 4am? what kind of person shits at 4am? deviants Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Does she keep candles in the bathroom? Candles work wonders. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 more Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-974943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 While my wife is on the crapper, I sometimes sneak into the top floor bedroom to spy on my neighbor's wife. Got some badass binoculars from Target. The wife of my neighbor is 12 years younger than him, cause he got her off the internet from Russia and is smokin hot and don't even know. And she dun't know how to close window blinds neither! My wife was wonderin what fuck that stain was on floor in front of the window sill and I thought real fast and told her it was our son Jim Jr sleep walkin and pissin on the floor while we were asleep. I am a fuckin genius! Oh shit here she comes and yep. No shit smell whasoever! Amazin! Shit. JB Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-975052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Yegg Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Atop said: Smells like fuckin flowers after she gets out. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « She's hiding one from you. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-975363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 its all lies. women dont shit , thats a fact they just powder their noses everytime they go to the bathroom Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-975366 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 They do but it's like little rabbit turds and they smell like jelly beans. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-975382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oibibibio Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 my wife's farts smell like taquitos Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/#findComment-975550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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