takeshi Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm Jim Bradford and I hear someone's been going around using my name. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 dude everyone knows redheads ARE aliens, and Richard is their leader. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975796 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 glade spray is so called "indoor pollution." Apparently not good for you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Atop said: She's got glands let me tell you what! Huge ones. Nearly killed me one time we were fuckin and one of her tits started to smother me but she didn't know 'cause she was orgasmin! I was so relieved when her hip went out of place and she fell off me. Fuck I nearly died cause of tits. Crazy fuckin world. Shit. Mr Bradfor pics or gtfo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Man, dude, I can't show you my ladies yams. And I am up to date with the 'might be hiding lysol' factor Yegg. And whoever that fucker is with the cowboy hat ain't me. And I ain't him, know what I'm sayin?! Anyways, my wife is takin a shit again and I am crouching by the door with my nose firmly jammed into the space between the door and the floor. I'm gonna smell something. I have to or I'm turnin her in to Homeland Security. She's startin to scare me. I don't think I really know her. Don;t ask how I was able to type this and attempt at smelling my wife's crap. She never eats my chili! Shit. American xxx said: My wife and I pretty much have a synchronized diet but somehow, she generates wee mildly scented boulders with minimal scentless farts. I range anywhere from a yellow-brown *POW* of fecal spackle against the back of the bowl to a Soft Servtm of shit that makes such a lovely ice shit cone, the tippy top will sometimes breach the water. I don't have to tell you that when your shit doesn't fully make it into solution, pray to God for strength when the smell comes. And the smell? Last week, I was workin' one out and all of a sudden I hear this loud, mechanical *WRRRR-BZZ-FISSZT* and just about jumped off the john in terror. She, without telling me, installed one of those new Glade automated dispensers of air freshener spray that is timed to a certain interval. She said that since my defecations cause hours of funk to remain and that I can count on at least 2-3 rounds a day, it's basically like the bathroom is draped in stink 24 hours a day. She's attempting to do battle. A week later and I'm still not used to the *WRRRR-SPRAAAAY* I know exactly what you meant to say dude. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975853 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I think I could be friends with that guy. He looks like my dad. Shit. He could be my dad! Hold up, I think I smell something! Laureen! Shit. Chili Master Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975862 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Atop said: Man, dude, I can't show you my ladies yams. pssh. i'll show you mines. fuck it. she'll never see this. i won't show you the full on thing tho unless you do... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975864 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 MMM, yeah man. That is what I am talkin about! Not really. I guess I am talkin about my wife's 'shitting'. But here is teaser photo. Fuck I hope she don't see this. Shit! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 fuck!!! OH MAN SHIT Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975873 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Man you got me down pat buddy! Shit. James Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 sneaksta303 said: Atop said: Man, dude, I can't show you my ladies yams. pssh. i'll show you mines. fuck it. she'll never see this. i won't show you the full on thing tho unless you do... win Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 What did he win? Smellin lady shit I hope. There's got to be an answer! Shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975894 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Fuck this thread! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43456-my-wife-is-taking-a-shit/page/2/#findComment-975913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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