My Wife is Taking A Shit

I'm Jim Bradford and I hear someone's been going around using my name.

dude everyone knows redheads ARE aliens, and Richard is their leader.

glade spray is so called "indoor pollution." Apparently not good for you.

  Atop said:

She's got glands let me tell you what! Huge ones. Nearly killed me one time we were fuckin and one of her tits started to smother me but she didn't know 'cause she was orgasmin! I was so relieved when her hip went out of place and she fell off me. Fuck I nearly died cause of tits. Crazy fuckin world. Shit.

 

Mr Bradfor

pics or gtfo

Man, dude, I can't show you my ladies yams. And I am up to date with the 'might be hiding lysol' factor Yegg. And whoever that fucker is with the cowboy hat ain't me. And I ain't him, know what I'm sayin?! Anyways, my wife is takin a shit again and I am crouching by the door with my nose firmly jammed into the space between the door and the floor. I'm gonna smell something. I have to or I'm turnin her in to Homeland Security. She's startin to scare me. I don't think I really know her. Don;t ask how I was able to type this and attempt at smelling my wife's crap. She never eats my chili! Shit.

American

  xxx said:

My wife and I pretty much have a synchronized diet but somehow, she generates wee mildly scented boulders with minimal scentless farts. I range anywhere from a yellow-brown *POW* of fecal spackle against the back of the bowl to a Soft Serv^tm of shit that makes such a lovely ice shit cone, the tippy top will sometimes breach the water. I don't have to tell you that when your shit doesn't fully make it into solution, pray to God for strength when the smell comes.

 

And the smell? Last week, I was workin' one out and all of a sudden I hear this loud, mechanical *WRRRR-BZZ-FISSZT* and just about jumped off the john in terror. She, without telling me, installed one of those new Glade automated dispensers of air freshener spray that is timed to a certain interval. She said that since my defecations cause hours of funk to remain and that I can count on at least 2-3 rounds a day, it's basically like the bathroom is draped in stink 24 hours a day. She's attempting to do battle. A week later and I'm still not used to the *WRRRR-SPRAAAAY*

I know exactly what you meant to say dude.

I think I could be friends with that guy. He looks like my dad. Shit. He could be my dad! Hold up, I think I smell something! Laureen! Shit.

Chili Master

  Atop said:

Man, dude, I can't show you my ladies yams.

pssh. i'll show you mines. fuck it. she'll never see this. i won't show you the full on thing tho unless you do...

MMM, yeah man. That is what I am talkin about! Not really. I guess I am talkin about my wife's 'shitting'. But here is teaser photo.

Fuck I hope she don't see this. Shit!

fuck!!!

OH MAN

SHIT

Man you got me down pat buddy! Shit.

James

  sneaksta303 said:

  Atop said:

Man, dude, I can't show you my ladies yams.

 

pssh. i'll show you mines. fuck it. she'll never see this. i won't show you the full on thing tho unless you do...

 

 

win

What did he win? Smellin lady shit I hope. There's got to be an answer! Shit.

Fuck this thread!