how often do you make a thread but go 'naaah' and not go through with it?

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE

NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR

LIFE.TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST

FIVE PEOPLEYOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED

READING THIS DONT STOPTHIS IS SO SCARY. send THIS TO

FIVE PEOPLE IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND

UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE

SCREEN. THIS IS SO SCARY COZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS

i've definitely made this thread before, right after not posting a thread. so i didn't post either of those threads, time well spent.

but the delete option changed all that.

i typed this post out earlier but decided against it, but now i've had some wine so it seems worth mentioning.

I rarely

ever do I

What?

This post went through seven revisions.

i post far more than i should

like 90% when i should probably go with 75%

I've been thinking of replying since yesterday, and this is still the most interesting response I could come up with...

i got to do free laundry today !