Mum helps straighten my cock

  Babar said:

I'm currently watching porn in order to get at least a boner. Don't forget the 'count you boners' contest is running today.

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He says he does try to train his penis on his own like I tell him to, but he says he ends up just masturbating

lol

i think it was just someone trolling that site, although you never know..

  assegai said:

Why am I the first one wondering why he's browsing femalefirst forum?

I didnt, my gran found it whilst googling 'mum massage son's bent penis' and sent me the link.

ah, makes sense.

  keltoi said:

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dear caring mother, i've heard that if you put your finger up your son's asshole at the point of climax he will come stupid hard

lol

  essines said:

  keltoi said:

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dear caring mother, i've heard that if you put your finger up your son's asshole at the point of climax he will come stupid hard

 

lol

and it shall also straighten out your son's penis

  Babar said:

the i way more incestuous with my siste.Once i frenchly french-kissed her when i was 10. She was 16 which explains many things.

:omg:

  BCM said:

  Babar said:

the i way more incestuous with my siste.Once i frenchly french-kissed her when i was 10. She was 16 which explains many things.

 

:omg:

i hope he is joking but i dont think he is

  messiaen said:

babar your unbelievable

His unbelievable what ?

dear god

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I has given good results

worst thing about masturbation is when you can't stop the cum coming out of penis, or when mum holds your penis inside of sock.

That entry has got to be fake. Why the fuck would you let your mum massage your wang? bent or not.

I thought its supposed to be bent at the top anyway, mines like a question mark.

Yours sincerely

The Riddler

To be fair, a board full of sensitive women/mothers sounds like an ideal trolling spot.

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by Guest on Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:26 pm

that made me hard.

  "L**D" said:

So what. You can all think what you like and call my mom horrible names like troll and sicko. She isn't sick and she looks nothing like a troll. why would you say that. its just horrible. My mom loves me and her massage treatments have really helped my penis get more normal. how would you like it if you came backwards at yourself every time you ejaculatd. at least now i can have real sex with a lady and am no longer shy about my penis although sometimes i cant help thinking about my mom just before i climax when i do have sex with my girlfriend. but this is not so bad and a small price to pay for a healthy normal lifestyle. i love you mom. thankyou so much

either we're witnessing some protrolling, or it's a real case of truth being stranger than fiction...

great thread tho, comments ranging from "YOU IS SICK!!1" to intelligent commentary to "huhuh wuts yr number?"

fictional or not i can't stop imagining that guy's semen dripping down his stomach.

  David R James said:

HA!