Guest David R James Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Babar said: I'm currently watching porn in order to get at least a boner. Don't forget the 'count you boners' contest is running today. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Quote He says he does try to train his penis on his own like I tell him to, but he says he ends up just masturbating lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Key's signature Hide all signatures . Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glasse Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 i think it was just someone trolling that site, although you never know.. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDF Posted March 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 assegai said: Why am I the first one wondering why he's browsing femalefirst forum? I didnt, my gran found it whilst googling 'mum massage son's bent penis' and sent me the link. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 ah, makes sense. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 keltoi said: Quote dear caring mother, i've heard that if you put your finger up your son's asshole at the point of climax he will come stupid hard lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 essines said: keltoi said: Quote dear caring mother, i've heard that if you put your finger up your son's asshole at the point of climax he will come stupid hard lol and it shall also straighten out your son's penis Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Babar said: the i way more incestuous with my siste.Once i frenchly french-kissed her when i was 10. She was 16 which explains many things. :omg: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 BCM said: Babar said: the i way more incestuous with my siste.Once i frenchly french-kissed her when i was 10. She was 16 which explains many things. :omg: i hope he is joking but i dont think he is Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 messiaen said: babar your unbelievable His unbelievable what ? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inteeliguntdesign Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 dear god Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Quote I has given good results Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 worst thing about masturbation is when you can't stop the cum coming out of penis, or when mum holds your penis inside of sock. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donkey Rhubarb Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 That entry has got to be fake. Why the fuck would you let your mum massage your wang? bent or not. I thought its supposed to be bent at the top anyway, mines like a question mark. Yours sincerely The Riddler Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 To be fair, a board full of sensitive women/mothers sounds like an ideal trolling spot. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Quote by Guest on Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:26 pm that made me hard. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 "L**D" said: So what. You can all think what you like and call my mom horrible names like troll and sicko. She isn't sick and she looks nothing like a troll. why would you say that. its just horrible. My mom loves me and her massage treatments have really helped my penis get more normal. how would you like it if you came backwards at yourself every time you ejaculatd. at least now i can have real sex with a lady and am no longer shy about my penis although sometimes i cant help thinking about my mom just before i climax when i do have sex with my girlfriend. but this is not so bad and a small price to pay for a healthy normal lifestyle. i love you mom. thankyou so much Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 either we're witnessing some protrolling, or it's a real case of truth being stranger than fiction... great thread tho, comments ranging from "YOU IS SICK!!1" to intelligent commentary to "huhuh wuts yr number?" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inteeliguntdesign Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 fictional or not i can't stop imagining that guy's semen dripping down his stomach. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 David R James said: HA! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43759-mum-helps-straighten-my-cock/page/2/#findComment-984909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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