russell brand

  Dan C said:

  keltoi said:

i like some breathing space in my jeans

 

The ladies don't

they do when they want to be impregnated.

of course by breathing space i mean boner space

You take your boner out of your jeans first, silly rabbit!

you've got to take things one step at a time my young apprentice

actually i could probably get away with skinny jeans - i've got the sparra-legs but they're just not me.

i hate him and his taste and saggy boobs! i hope he dies so i can piss on his hair! fuck him! he's a cunt! i hope he plays in traffic and gets hit by a bus with aids! crazy bitch from hell please choke!

  abusivegeorge said:

  David R James said:

He used to be a heroin and crack addict, and yeah he's just a twat

 

 

Way to be naive.

word

i like him, particularly his ponderland show

you guys sound like a bunch of insecure chicks talking about a far hotter, more intimidating chick that just walked in the room.

of course his persona is completely ridiculous. he's part actor/comedian and that's his act.

when you realise it's all an act and purposely so he becomes quite humorous.

  catsonearth said:

you guys sound like a bunch of insecure chicks talking about a far hotter, more intimidating chick that just walked in the room.

lol. jealous hoes.

I've seen most of his live dvds and other snippets of material and some of it is top notch, however it can be very hit and miss with recent times being a big miss however I haven't seen his recent movies yet but I expect they are hollywood rubbish despite being involved with adam sandler.

Good and bad, but more good.. however if he keeps going at this rate there will be more bad.

ii caught a bit of his gig that he did for the comedy network in new york and he was more annoying than funny

A friend got me to watch one of his live shows (possibly Doing Life Live? he goes out in the crowd and hugs some husband right at the start) the other day. After about 10 minutes of relative silence from me he said he would skip forward to a "funnier" part. After another 10-15 minutes I had to ask him if we could watch something else, it was pretty painful. Funnily enough he didn't seem to be laughing much or at all himself but swears he digs it.

I've seen and heard of him before but the first thing I thought when he came out in the live show was he looks like a pirate.

Overall he shits me cause I get the impression chicks find him funny because he's attractive and not necessarily cause he's particularly funny

I remember him presenting Big Brothers Eforum about 5 years ago, he looked very different then, had a haircut like Neil from the Young Ones and just wore jeans and a t-shirt. He was still a wanker though.

I predict a looming turf-war over the title of most glam androgyny rock star comedian.

Look at the jealousy in Noels' eyes.

  IRARI said:

i hate him and his taste and saggy boobs! i hope he dies so i can piss on his hair! fuck him! he's a cunt! i hope he plays in traffic and gets hit by a bus with aids! crazy bitch from hell please choke!

Uncharacteristically mean comments from IRARI!

IRARI wasn't picked to go backstage and have an orgy

my Dad likes Russell Brand

"I've never seen him in a movie or any of his standup,

but he has one of those faces that, every time I see him

on tv I want to smash it until there is nothing left."

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I saw an interview with him the other day... he seems like he thinks having a British accent in itself is a comedy act. There were a couple of things he said that made me laugh but for the most part he annoyed me.

But this is the thing that bothered me most... I can't get past the fact that, to me, he looks like he would smell REALLY bad. Every time the camera turned towards him I got the distinct stench of sweat and urine in my nose.

o-va eer guvan, i as got yuz a noice cuppa tea for the.

Nope its not in itself comedy.

  David R James said:

o-va eer guvan, i as got yuz a noice cuppa tea for the.

 

Nope its not in itself comedy.

so why did i laugh

edit: you're right, i only laughed reading the second sentence

  tauboo said:

  David R James said:

o-va eer guvan, i as got yuz a noice cuppa tea for the.

 

Nope its not in itself comedy.

so why did i laugh

 

edit: you're right, i only laughed reading the second sentence

Thats the british for u

so why does he roll his Rs

he's trying to be posh, yet he's from essex, and, with essex's reputation for slag capital of the uk, to most brits that's funny in itself.

  tauboo said:

so why does he roll his Rs

Because he feels it has comedic value. And basically he has become a characature of himself which has got worse and worse over time.

See what i did there? Thats from the school of russell brand