Whenever I ever eat chili...

my pee smells like chili for the next week, does anyone else get this? It's not like asparagus -> pee smell, but it's like an identical bowl of homemade chili smell. I actually get a little hungry when i smell my pee in this state.

You been eating Garlic?

So do you bend down really close to the toilet to smell it after you pee, or collect some in your hand during the process to get a whiff?

No the smell just hits me the moment it leaves my urethra

  abusivegeorge said:

You been eating Garlic?

no, chili

*murder boner*

You're supposed to wait for the morning wood to subside before you piss.

A few weeks back I tried sitting down to pee because essines mentioned it in a thread, and now this happens all the time, and you can get a good whiff of it sat down.

i only pee sitting down when i take a shit

u all act like women

with boners

maybe drink more water so your piss is not very concentrated with the smell

  Capsaicin said:

u all act like women

 

with boners

You've basically just summed up watmm.

is this in the morning or throughout the day(s)?

tauboo, it goes like this:

eat chili, pee (chili smell), pee (chili smell), pee (chili smell), pee (chili smell), pee (chili smell), pee (faint chili smell), pee (no chili smell)

My pee dont smell like chilli for weeks but when ive had a curry it does smell abit like curry for the next 12 hours or so. Sometimes my sweat smells of curry as well.

i asparagus obviously does this too, but it warps the smell into an undistinguishable rancid odor

  Capsaicin said:

i asparagus obviously does this too, but it warps the taste into an undistinguishable rancid flavour

Whenever I eat chili my mouth goes "OOOOHOTTHOTTBURNIESHOTT!!!"

  Betty said:

Whenever I eat chili my mouth goes "OOOOHOTTHOTTBURNIESHOTT!!!"

what a feminine mouth you have there betty

All the better to bite you with young Capsaicin...

Capsaicin?

"OOOOHOTTHOTTBURNIESHOTT!!!"

i have not had this happen with chili but when i drink lots of coffee my pee smells like coffee.

i wonder how that chili impacts the taste of your cum. please let us know.

that was a gross, insanitary, and inappropriate request you made right there and i must decline

  Capsaicin said:

that was a gross, insanitary, and inappropriate request you made right there and i must decline

you're still my friend

a true friend would taste their chili cum, i am just sayin.

i don't feel like i'm ready to do such a thing FYI

I'll taste his cum for you. That's what friends do.