Whenever I ever eat chili...

bfff

"We got BFF bracelets."

"Awww, you guys are best friends forever?"

"That's not really what it stands for..."

lol

  autopilot said:

I'll taste his cum for you. That's what friends do.

do you want sharp, mild or extra sharp cheddar to top you chili cum, sir?

I never understood the difference between sharp and non-sharp cheese.

sharp has a sharper taste

no, i remember: sharp is aged longer

well yeah sharp is aged longer, has less moisture and has a stronger taste, and is by far the better of all cheddars.

  thanksomuch said:

...and is by far the better of all cheddars.

i agree wholeheartedly

  autopilot said:

I never understood the difference between sharp and non-sharp cheese.

Years ago I heard the bizarre true story of a man who stabbed his wife in the neck with a piece of cheese and killed her. That my friend, would be the sharp cheese.

when i eat a lot of coffee or bbq, i smell it coming out during a standing pee

/quality

have you thought of adding your chili-pee to future batches of chili to add a little terroir?

  fox said:

have you thought of adding your chili-pee to future batches of chili to add a little terroir?

well i've never tried eating my chili-smelling pee, but this sounds like an interesting idea. it would be like adding chili without nutrients or vitamins onto normal chili

I just thought that if sugar and chocolate is what makes candy taste good, and sugar and chocolate is what your body doesn't want, then wouldn't pee be like the most delicious candy bar you have ever had?

my urine only smells when i drink coffee

Man, I wish my urine would smell more like coffee...

  Capsaicin said:

  fox said:

have you thought of adding your chili-pee to future batches of chili to add a little terroir?

 

well i've never tried eating my chili-smelling pee, but this sounds like an interesting idea. it would be like adding chili without nutrients or vitamins onto normal chili

i was thinking sort of a sourdough starter.

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I just thought that if sugar and chocolate is what makes candy taste good, and sugar and chocolate is what your body doesn't want, then wouldn't pee be like the most delicious candy bar you have ever had?

what is disturbing to me about your theory is that, by your reasoning, the best candy bar in the world would taste like pee.

or pee should taste like the candy bar, because candy bars are unhealthy and unhealthy stuff is what you pee out

candy bars aren't unhealthy

depends on what kind

the glucose and endorphins or whatever are probably useful

well okay then, tauboo, you're right and i'm wrong

:fee:

sitting at a computer eating a few candy bars might be unhealthy. if you were hiking and had a candy bar, it wouldn't be unhealthy. a candy bar isn't unhealthy, much like how a dance music isn't intelligent.

That was a very IDM statement Tauboo.

  thanksomuch said:

well yeah sharp is aged longer, has less moisture and has a stronger taste, and is by far the better of all cheddars.

i don't know why any one who eats cheese wouldn't know this.