LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING

i don't understand the hating kids thing. i can see hating the maintenance involved in keeping one alive and away from your collectible figurines, but why not at least try to enjoy the youtube highlights of childhood? i don't think any of the kids in the above videos have shit in your pool.

david after the dentist is some amazing internet by the way and glad to hear from him again

  Adjective said:

i don't understand the hating kids thing. i can see hating the maintenance involved in keeping one alive and away from your collectible figurines, but why not at least try to enjoy the youtube highlights of childhood? i don't think any of the kids in the above videos have shit in your pool.

 

david after the dentist is some amazing internet by the way and glad to hear from him again

I don't actually HATE them but am entirely grateful my g/f started her period yest. not that I was expecting otherwise (she is on the pill + i usually pull out and bust on her tits) but the thought of having a kid at this point in my life frightens me to no end.

  Thisket said:

 

AHHH

I hope this isn't b7\nd

This girl is going to be Martin Scorcese one day. No lie.

I was actually somewhat impressed by her control of her compositions and her no bullshit editing technique.

"I'm her mom. No she's not."

This makes me think her parents did the writing.

  Adjective said:

i don't understand the hating kids thing. i can see hating the maintenance involved in keeping one alive and away from your collectible figurines, but why not at least try to enjoy the youtube highlights of childhood? i don't think any of the kids in the above videos have shit in your pool.

 

david after the dentist is some amazing internet by the way and glad to hear from him again

I guess i just dont find kids being kids funny. It just seems completely typical, and humors me how the same people who hate lolcats lap this shit up.

Maybe when i grow up ill be able to appreciate the wonderful beauty of some toothless cretin trying not to shit her pants in laughter as she yells out her cutesy wutesy captions for probably the 5th take so mommy and daddy can put up another goddamn LOOK AT WHAT CUTE THING CAME OUT OF MY GENITALS video on youtube.

i really dont mind kids, especially when theyre old enough to make some sense, but when people rub this shit in my face 3 times a week like its the second coming of christ it starts to get annoying.

  42Orange said:

the same people who hate lolcats lap this shit up.

CAT PUNS! :3

i don't like 'lolcats' but i don't lap this milk up either

  42Orange said:

  Adjective said:

i don't understand the hating kids thing. i can see hating the maintenance involved in keeping one alive and away from your collectible figurines, but why not at least try to enjoy the youtube highlights of childhood? i don't think any of the kids in the above videos have shit in your pool.

 

david after the dentist is some amazing internet by the way and glad to hear from him again

 

I guess i just dont find kids being kids funny. It just seems completely typical, and humors me how the same people who hate lolcats lap this shit up.

Maybe when i grow up ill be able to appreciate the wonderful beauty of some toothless cretin trying not to shit her pants in laughter as she yells out her cutesy wutesy captions for probably the 5th take so mommy and daddy can put up another goddamn LOOK AT WHAT CUTE THING CAME OUT OF MY GENITALS video on youtube.

 

i really dont mind kids, especially when theyre old enough to make some sense, but when people rub this shit in my face 3 times a week like its the second coming of christ it starts to get annoying.

You are awesome my friend... well said.

  42Orange said:

  Adjective said:

i don't understand the hating kids thing. i can see hating the maintenance involved in keeping one alive and away from your collectible figurines, but why not at least try to enjoy the youtube highlights of childhood? i don't think any of the kids in the above videos have shit in your pool.

 

david after the dentist is some amazing internet by the way and glad to hear from him again

 

I guess i just dont find kids being kids funny. It just seems completely typical, and humors me how the same people who hate lolcats lap this shit up.

Maybe when i grow up ill be able to appreciate the wonderful beauty of some toothless cretin trying not to shit her pants in laughter as she yells out her cutesy wutesy captions for probably the 5th take so mommy and daddy can put up another goddamn LOOK AT WHAT CUTE THING CAME OUT OF MY GENITALS video on youtube.

 

i really dont mind kids, especially when theyre old enough to make some sense, but when people rub this shit in my face 3 times a week like its the second coming of christ it starts to get annoying.

it sounds like you've had much more internets than me and excess exposure to kids being kids videos. i guess i see where you're coming from but i don't relate at all.

now i worry though... that i may be just a few batcocks (batcocks) away from needing some more next level stuff to get my funny face going. i'll take your post as a warning

i love louis c.k., it may be partially because i have a ginger friend that kind of looks and talks like him.

i recommend finding his "chewed up" special

'every time she takes a shit it goes straight up her cunt'

gross

  Adjective said:

it sounds like you've had much more internets than me and excess exposure to kids being kids videos.

THIS MAN HAS NEVER TRIED TO ENJOY A PEACEFUL, QUIET MEAL IN A RESTAURANT BEFORE BEING INTERRUPTED BY LOUD SQUEALING TYKES

kids are the worst.

Edit: Fucking lol, so glad no one saw that.

  my usernames always really suck said:

THIS MAN HAS NEVER TRIED TO ENJOY A PEACEFUL, QUIET MEAL IN A RESTAURANT BEFORE BEING INTERRUPTED BY LOUD SQUEALING TYKES

Don't eat at family restaurants.

The only problem i have with kids is that they can be annoying/loud/annoyingly loud at times, being around them can make me feel annoyed an uncomfortable

but that's about it, right?

i still don't get why there are people who have a real deep hate towards children

i've once heard a girl say "if i ever have a baby, i will do my best to choke it" .. and she was being dead serious

i mean wtf? what did children/babies ever do to you? they can demand much, yes, but you did too as a child

if you want to hurt innocent beings who do nothing really wrong, there is something wrong with you

oh, that one girl, i asked her: "well, if you don't want to have babies, why wouldn't you get an abortion instead?"

she said: "oh, i don't want to give myself a bad reputation"

so yeah, there was deffinatly something wrong with her

well I generally don't like being around kids too as from my experience with them, their parents, babysitting/etc, and I'm tired of the lolcats jazz that has been done sooo, sooo much. but this video does funnel a lot of drab blathering that any loser would make, but into something short and good (and believable, as by the kid's dialogue)

besides, everyone hates kids 'cause it's the internets ;D

  ipe said:

contains at least 3 good lols

  Adjective said:

i love louis c.k., it may be partially because i have a ginger friend that kind of looks and talks like him.

i recommend finding his "chewed up" special

seconded, his other special is good too

Why wouldn't you like lolcats anyway fucking dickheads?

They hate fun.

That little girl in the first video is so adorable.

  my usernames always really suck said:

Saving the thread with something involving neither shitty kids or god-damned cats

Holy shit that is ridiculous :laughing:

Saw it on another site already.

Seems like they always get these sort of links before you guys do.

The child hating in this thread is fucking disturbing!

If you are afraid or bothered by a well-mannered kid talking or letting out kid noises at a reasonable level, then you have issues! Bad ones!

I, being lucky to have decent parents, think kids are awesome and funny and help me to stop worrying so much about my problems and they cheer me up, in general....

some kids are disturbed and fucked up, usually due to bad parenting....they annoy me as well

The kids in these vids are not yet jaded by our overly complex world of stress...

Cynicism reaches a whole new level of evil when it makes a person hate kids in general...

It probably means you hate yourself as well....

Dr Seuss

sounds like atop should change his username to -=xxkidluvr1977xx=-