Are most people on here...

  lumpenprol said:

  abusivegeorge said:

I Need to refill my balls, they feel totally saturated after all this wanking, its all I can do now that I can't touch drink or drugs, my balls need a refill.

 

that's such a weird feeling, lends credence to the asian belief that a man loses life force when he ejaculates...

I hate it when I come and it makes a 'chi' noise.

when i cum i go crazy like a real man and hit my girlfriend while trashing all of my appliances and pissing on things.

I'm usually somewhat smoozed.

Not at the moment. Last night I drank a fifth of jack, a couple beers and glasses of wine.

Was pretty fucking pissed.

Need a break.

  Tony Danza said:

  tbio2007 said:

  Tony Danza said:

I'm high on life.

 

successful career in the early to mid 80's?

 

No thanks. I've already got one.

manly drunk and horny

coca/chocolate right now

+heavy music at irresponsible sound volume

  essines said:

when i cum i go crazy like a real man and hit my girlfriend while trashing all of my appliances and pissing on things.

lol

snorgadally sans a penchant for sugar rave

  Braintree said:

Not at the moment. Last night I drank a fifth of jack, a couple beers and glasses of wine.

 

Was pretty fucking pissed.

 

Need a break.

that's a whole lotta booze (slide guitar) yer not exaggerating?

i was drunk for the majority of the weekend but n'er near a computer to post about it

im fucked on scrumpy jack having a wank

I'M KOO KOO FOR COCOA PUFFS

  spraaaa said:

i burnt my hair getting high once

 

"hey that smells different"

omg one of my old friends from home was hanging out with this TWAT patricia applewhite (truly her name) and they got high (patricia got high for the first time) and patricia wouldn't fucking SHUT UP and drove to hardee's and ordered 13 slammers

fig. 1, "Hardee's Slammer"

13 OF THESE

And after patricia ate ALL of the 13 slammers she and my friend started curling their hair with an electric iron and patricia sat still, holding the iron in one place for like 5 minutes until her hair burnt off

  Thisket said:

omg one of my old friends from home was hanging out with this TWAT patricia applewhite (truly her name) and they got high (patricia got high for the first time) and patricia wouldn't fucking SHUT UP and drove to hardee's and ordered 13 slammers

 

fig. 1, "Hardee's Slammer"

13 OF THESE

 

And after patricia ate ALL of the 13 slammers she and my friend started curling their hair with an electric iron and patricia sat still, holding the iron in one place for like 5 minutes until her hair burnt off

jesus fucking lol

  Deep Fried Everything said:

  Braintree said:

Not at the moment. Last night I drank a fifth of jack, a couple beers and glasses of wine.

 

Was pretty fucking pissed.

 

Need a break.

 

that's a whole lotta booze (slide guitar) yer not exaggerating?

 

i was drunk for the majority of the weekend but n'er near a computer to post about it

I can honestly say that I am not exaggerating because I'm a little embarrassed of the quantity. Although I am a bit proud I didn't puke, it's still too much hooch. Trying to cut back a bit at a time. I didn't plan on drinking the whole damn bottle, just wanted to have like half of it. The beers were from beer pong and the wine was because I spilled a bit of the jack on some girl's couch.

the coolest trick is learning how to un-pee. It takes alot of practice but holy shit man you have never been drunk until you pound back a 12 pack with your cock.

i'm drunk

  thehauntingsoul said:

the coolest trick is learning how to un-pee. It takes alot of practice but holy shit man you have never been drunk until you pound back a 12 pack with your cock.

that raised you up 1 notch in my book. 1.

  sneaksta303 said:

  thehauntingsoul said:

the coolest trick is learning how to un-pee. It takes alot of practice but holy shit man you have never been drunk until you pound back a 12 pack with your cock.

 

that raised you up 1 notch in my book. 1.

+1 = 2 notches

I was emphasizing the 1. Not adding. Unless you were talking about your book, which is a totally different book altogether.

ill decode it for you then:

  weed said:

+1 = 2 notches

i agree with you

books are all god, man

divided into seemingly seperate books, of course

Like Lord of the Rings?

yeah. my book is the badass one with evil powers. you'll have to drive through new jersey to destroy it.