ULILILLIA VS. SLOTHS

leave then. go ahead.

oh jesus glass plate, you're useless.

go get your homework done so your mom won't harass you all the way to highschool tomorrow morning.

Why don't you get totally wasted tonight, so you don't have to get up early and think about how you're unemployed.

where do you work glassplate?

even when i am unemployed i don't really think about it.

do you think that's why my family hates me and my girlfriend is only with me cause it gives her a place to stay?

now even my internets friends hate me.

*drinks*

Hey Essiness. I don't hate you at the moment.

that's awesome.

Now I do.

i don't care, you've taken my heart.

*spreads anus*

Now I'm ambivalent.

  essines said:

i don't care, you've taken my heart.

 

*spreads anus*

I just read that as *speed anus*