My Brute

first thing i do in the morning is play my allotted three matches and promptly have my ass handed to me. what a way to start the day. my self esteem is genuinely lower these past couple of days. my brute is a fucking failure and so is his mangey little fucking ratfuck dog. he needs to get his own drumstick, club the dog in the head, throw the dog in the trash, and fucking sack up and start brawling or i'm going to fucking head asplode. goddammit.

let's see what happens tomorrow. i better see some crazy shit. he better leap into your brute's ass and explode him neo style from the inside so that you cant even use him anymore. fuck me.

lolx2

oops, i was trying to get you some experience

http://drumstickler.mybrute.com/fight/8375216

  tauboo said:

oops, i was trying to get you some experience

 

http://drumstickler.mybrute.com/fight/8375216

Oh fuck me, the agony. Level 1 and completely fucking owned Fred + Ratfuck Dog.

pathetic. how do you retire a character?

i just got massacred by Mirezzi's Mom

alright. the real fr3dmcgr1ff is a dirty brawlin SOB

http://fr3dmcgr1ff.mybrute.com/fight/8566800

oh man my new gayostard is straight ballin'

The new Fred is slightly less ghey than the old Fred, but he still eats too much drumstick.

http://mirezzi.mybrute.com/fight/9057353

http://barzn.mybrute.com/fight/9354407

they finally gave me a weapon

i just beat up mirezzi's mom

You fucked me up good, Fred. Your pooch ate my ass.

i've created a few of these for some reason. it's compelling. a few choice fighters:

Bald Fucker - pretty tough, overall.

Emily Cream - almost undefeated. bitch has spiked steel balls on a stick, takes out most victims in two blows, end of line. (as evidenced here by her crushing mirezzi in his level 6 glory)

Wine Buyer - pretty annoying. has shuriken and never seems to stop throwing them.

i can't figure out why this is fun.

c

http://sneaksta303.mybrute.com

shit i suck ass

I believe you just got crushed by newcomer Vag China.

http://vag-china.mybrute.com/fight/10317132

i'm just here to remind you guys that my wolf can still kick your sorry asses

http://koldorof.mybrute.com

god that wolf sucks

fucking faggot wolf. atleast i got my net on him before he did me in. fucking wolf.

  sneaksta303 said:

http://sneaksta303.mybrute.com

 

shit i suck ass

Dear Sneaksta,

I am sorry I destroyed your brute.

Sincerely,

Countchocula

The wolf is stupid. There are guys with 200-0 records because of their wolf.

wolfs are only given to the ones who have a large penis

I keep crushing sneaksta for fun.

Sorry Bro.

  countchocula said:

  sneaksta303 said:

http://sneaksta303.mybrute.com

 

shit i suck ass

 

Dear Sneaksta,

 

I am sorry I destroyed your brute.

 

Sincerely,

Countchocula

man, my guy sux some serious cox...

  abusivegeorge said:

I keep crushing sneaksta for fun.

 

Sorry Bro.

it's ok lover. who are u?

solidgeorge