JORTS

you're going to pick up some able bodied seamen with those

Jorts update: the jorts are now a good couple of inches shorter on the legs, with the insides of the pockets clearly visible. I intend to make these jorts something of a "project", doing things to them that I'd never do to nice jeans. Tomorrow, I might just go CRAZY with some bleach.

i approve and have been known to rock homemade jorts aswell

me in my denim...

  keltoi said:

lol he has a tiny man poking out of the front of his camera.

his mullet is almost beyond belief

  loganfive said:

  keltoi said:

 

 

lol he has a tiny man poking out of the front of his camera.

LOL

I don't know Iain... The way you've cut them, it looks like a paramedic quickly did it to get you out of a car wreck. Don't be surprised if people ask you: "What happened, are you hurt?"

  lumpenprol said:

his mullet is almost beyond belief

Does he even know it's there?

for god's sake fray up those jorts iain!

  lumpenprol said:

his mullet is almost beyond belief

that shit don't play.

I haven't worn jorts in probably a year now, but if i had a nice comfortable pair i would probably wear them more often

i like them. good legs iain, just please tell me you didnt wear the socks too when you left the house. i know you wouldnt.

No socks. Also, the jorts are a good degree shorter than the original picture now.

lol

Jorts make your package look small and your ass big.

  keltoi said:

this is what i imagine a my little pony would look like if it were real and human

It is interesting that while 23 people have made their own jorts, only 16 people actually wear jorts

  Coalbucket PI said:

It is interesting that while 23 people have made their own jorts, only 16 people actually wear jorts

i'm just making them for a friend, i swear!

Yo ho, yo ho, it's a jorts life for me.

When I went on a ski-camp in high school they showed us a safety video beforehand of what not to do, it was mostly footage of a various bogans (munters) skiing and generally hanging out in the snow in jorts.

I think I just jorted in my sharts.

I think this might be the best thread Iain C has ever made.

Well done lad!