what's your favorite method

i hope this doesn't seem too laddish, but I was just wondering how you guys prefer to tickle beneboi's butthole. now, beneboi is a real sophisticated chap, so a curled index finger is waaaay beneath him. even if you lick it first.

i've found that beneboi is delighted when I take the plume of a peacock feather and use it to gently brush the surface of his sphincter. i've had similar success with rarer species of bird, such as the Black-faced Spoonbill or Pale-headed Brush Finch. i will interrupt this process only to blow on the butthole gently in between strokes. if you catch beneboi in the right mood, his anus will pucker in delight. it almost looks as if it's smiling at you.

but catching him in the right mood is essential. that's why i usually will read to beneboi before i move to his poop hole in order to put his complicated mind at ease. the classics are best for this purpose. Roman histriography works nicely, early works such as Pictor's accounts of the second Punic war. He also enjoys ancient Greek literature, but be forwarned that he regards Herodotus as trite. Lesser read works such as those of Thucydides are preferable.

regardless of how you please him, I think he appreciates a sincere effort the most. i must confess, i haven't always given my best. but i'm up to the task and i want to do better.

i just jump in there with a dry stonker. the pain makes it more real for him, he said.

"The Reverse Bolivian Wheelbarrow"

Tongue.

lateral

The forward colombian lawnmower

The Gordon Lightfoot Magma Chamber Method

the kenyan charbroiled reverse dandyfop

  Velazquez said:

The forward colombian lawnmower

with or without safety straps?

The Dardanellan Wankfort of Derbychestershireton

  LOL Alzado said:

  Velazquez said:

The forward colombian lawnmower

with or without safety straps?

we tried it without once and it was a real mess, he gets nervous now, so it's just easier to use the straps.

  Velazquez said:

  LOL Alzado said:

  Velazquez said:

The forward colombian lawnmower

with or without safety straps?

 

we tried it without once and it was a real mess, he gets nervous now, so it's just easier to use the straps.

Straps of Infinite Fuckstice

Take a garden-variety weed and...

I'll get my coat

  Velazquez said:

  LOL Alzado said:

  Velazquez said:

The forward colombian lawnmower

with or without safety straps?

 

we tried it without once and it was a real mess, he gets nervous now, so it's just easier to use the straps.

that makes sense

  Fred McGriff said:

  Velazquez said:

  LOL Alzado said:

  Velazquez said:

The forward colombian lawnmower

with or without safety straps?

 

we tried it without once and it was a real mess, he gets nervous now, so it's just easier to use the straps.

 

that makes sense

the straps are definitely cleaner, but i hate the restricted range of motion.

one thing i have learned is definitely exfoliate the target area beforehand and you'll have him purring like a little motorboat kitten

hummingbird-on-a-leash

  LOL Alzado said:

i will interrupt this process only to blow on the butthole gently in between strokes. if you catch beneboi in the right mood, his anus will pucker in delight. it almost looks as if it's smiling at you.

I always thought it was more of a wink.

that's when he's being coy

The Konklaver

his toothbrush

  xxx said:

FACT: I've laughed harder at this thread than I have in a long time during WATMM 2009 cycle. It seems to multiply for me that Bene probably doesn't know it's happening and how much the surprise will have bloomed by the time he checks*

 

 

*Blooms like his rectal rose when I do a Highland Bagpipe on him

(pin Beneboi upside down against the wall in a handstand position facing me. Thrust his gut so hard that the intra-abdomnial pressure pokes his prolapsed rectum out. My mouth is positioned on his anus, ready to forcefully blow the pink sock back in. 10 minutes into it, massive flapping farts begin to emit as well. It's an extravaganza)

Y'know, with Hard Gay as your avatar, I can see this happening

oh my

:embrassed:

i like to pin him faced down and naked in the desert, and use the corkscrew tool on my trusty old swiss army knife to expose a few blood vessels and nerve endings in his butt. i smear his blood all over his tightly formed rump, then i give the ancient sioux vulture feeding call and take my place behind a nearby bushel of cactii to watch him giggle and writhe in pleasure.