what's your favorite method

I use a pine cone.

he tends to like it when you call him weed and pull him by his jowels across the hall to his "shitty thread" room and rub his face in just a little bit of poop while threatening him with exile.

It's funny that this thread should come up today. I was walking through Bermondsey earlier, hometown of the 'Primark Princess' Jade Goody, when I saw a labradoodle sitting on the pavement, obviously fresh from the doggy salon. It's owner, an African American lady, had had the dog shorn, except for a bowl cut of ringlets, leaving the mutt looking not unlike a canine version of Kelis. The first thought that popped into my head was wow, I'd love to smear nutella all over Beneboi's anus and have Kelidoggy lap enthusiastically at his shitter.

Which reminds me, does anybody like Kate Bush?

By Jove! He loves those Punic War stories.

stupid queer forum

/last post

I start spreading his butthole open by pushing tiny rocks into his ass, slowly increasing the size of the stones. then when i have a nice 4-5 inch diameter butthole, i take a bucket of water and pour it in there. I call this the Reverse River rock technique. He is the only one to ever survive it.

it's true

  JohnTqs said:

I start spreading his butthole open by pushing tiny rocks into his ass, slowly increasing the size of the stones. then when i have a nice 4-5 inch diameter butthole, i take a bucket of water and pour it in there. I call this the Reverse River rock technique. He is the only one to ever survive it.

At first I thought this was some new variant of time management

so basically beneboi has actually had more watmm cock than weed by the astounding looks of it.

  messiaen said:

so basically beneboi has actually had more watmm cock than weed by the astounding looks of it.

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  messiaen said:

so basically beneboi has actually had more watmm cock than weed by the astounding looks of it.

no, it's basically just some hetero butt tickling, no cocks please

no homo

1 beneboi 1 jar

I like to play with his Tache.

  LOL Alzado said:

He also enjoys ancient Greek literature, but be forwarned that he regards Herodotus as trite.

well that's dashed my chances

i start with a golden boy until the sweat starts to sting, choke him until he's about to faint, and then close with a flying gentleman. let it rain.

Like this

nsfw

  Yegg said:

Like this

 

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nsfw

there's something you don't see everyday

with a feather made out of leather

rhyme rhyme rhyme

Ya, know, I came here to post this:

nsfw

Took me like 5 minutes to go find it and pop it onto the server.

In that time, Yegg steals my thunder with something far more profane and shocking.

  autopilot said:

Ya, know, I came here to post this:

 

nsfw

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Took me like 5 minutes to go find it and pop it onto the server.

 

In that time, Yegg steals my thunder with something far more profane and shocking.

 

i've seen that girl before. name?

Slappy

thats a great cock

That is quite a good cock.

it's more than quite good

maybe even better than Peter North's

Peter North has a cock?