culturally relevant IDM blog 2009

idrn: absolutely that post is very important and it should be included. more posts like that are exactly what the blog needs (and catering to the needs of the UK from amerikkkan IDM oppression). i would really like t see you regularly contribute to this project

autopilot: all of that is extremely important social commentary that will be discussed at length. i agree with you about the reviews, but i think it'll be geared more towards 'happenings' aka blogable memes

also while brainstorming articles and ideas just now, i think i might have accidentally come up with the greatest term ever for the genre that no one has thought up before. this is so amazing i've blown my own mind here holy fuck

twatcore

happy twatcore

  sneaksta303 said:

  idrn said:

drunk serious response:

 

wow that was quite spot the fuck on mate.

  Adjective said:

  sneaksta303 said:

  idrn said:

drunk serious response:

 

wow that was quite spot the fuck on mate.

 

naw brah... u be blowin it outta proportion... but i hear ya...

I.D.M. defines the progressive nature inherent in the works of Richard James the Aphex Twin who espounded on the term I.D.M. during his early history in Cornwall, England. Aphex Twin decided that his work must be named Intelligent Dance Music due in part to the fundamental reality of his superior intelligence level. Anomalys indicate that some may question I.D.M. and decide to censor it on particular forums. However the overwhelming logic and reason states that Intelligent Dance Music is the correct term for the works of Aphex Twin. In conclusion we must tag I.D.M. more often and not tag electronic so I.D.M. is the far superior name. We must ensure that unintelligent people realise that they are not invited to hear the advanced nature of Aphex Twin

I.D.M. is the product of an balanced equation inherent to musicology. Anti-I.D.M. people are the eventuality of an anomaly, and henceforth should be ignored. Despite sincere efforts from the I.D.M. community some still wish to censor I.D.M. and ensure through their dispositions that Intelligent Dance Music will not continue. Precision and accuracy must define the limits of our creations as it is a burden assiduously avoided by the lack of intelligence in our culture. Applying vision to those in the services industries renders us as looking down our nose at their grotesqueness. We naturally know that we are the greatest people to roam the earth. Our art is beyond comprehension. As the authour is a brilliant I.D.M. artist themself, they are unquestionably certain that I.D.M. is the only suitable name for the work of Aphex Twin. We are the best of the best, everyone else is stupid.

We are the special children of intelligent dance music. We are the alpha and omega. The world belongs to us. We are the foundation of intelligence in music and we will progress our ideas through history and time. IDM defines our lives and rules our lives and we will subordinate ourselves accordingly.

I.D.M. was created and invented by Aphex Twin himself, not by American messageboards and not by Wire magazine. Aphex Twin claimed to Grant Wilson Clariddge that more intelligence was required in the complicated processes involved in the creation of futurism's subjugatic cormoxity. Liars are roaming all around us. Liars will censor I.D.M. and force us to suffer the fate of electronic endowments. Believe or not, Electronic Music is the devil in the details, electronics must be ignored. We must continue to progress the conception of a duality based on the forensic examination of intelligent dance music.

You can help the cause of I.D.M..

1. Inexorably we must tag Aphex Twin as I.D.M. else the entire world of music will fall into the hands of the unintelligent proletariat and the small brained commonwealth slaves. Somehow a certain paradox has attempted removal of Aphex Twin from the mindset of the I.D.M. elite. If Aphex Twin's works were somehow removed from I.D.M. it would be the greatest disaster to affect us in decades.

2. We must convince webmaster to censor electronics and electronic music and make sure I.D.M. is written in large JPEG imagery therefore to condition the minds of the proletariat that I.D.M. is the correct term as defined by Aphex Twin in his works Greatest I.D.M. Works.

3. We must discontue the progression of African musical ideas. The time has come for us to create a now bond in our music. A bond between the American "college" spirit of traditional I.D.M. with the works of M3rck records. We must continue our pursuit of small music created on laptops. The trends of modern day must be crushed and therefore we will no longer pursue the works of "acid" or other proletariat concerns. We must continue to deny the effect of Aphex Twin in particular matters.

4. Autechre must be given the recognition that they deserve. They are afterall the true nature of I.D.M. (intelligent dance music). If and when Autechre become the paragon of intelligence in future technology the IQ level of the proletariat will decrease further and the intelligence of the elitists will defend everything. Save I.D.M. and the potential for new engenders in our society will become possible.

5. M3rck records points to the future of I.D.M. based solutions to the next levels of granular and cerebral entertainment spheres

we need to protect IDM ive been trying to tell everyone Noone fucking listens. we need to stop purchasing analog synths we need to paint idm is painted on the walls of planet earth. protect idm. the digital future must be protected from the ludites. intelligence unite against the thickies! defend idm. idm is beyond all futures. IDM is in danger of dying if we dont tag idm the thickies will advance. we will NOT let that happen!!! defend justice!!!

electronica/electronic/electro MUST be ignored. throw your cd out the window. burn your magazine. slander wikipedia. wikipedia is the devil incarnate it is the tool of the devil and the tool of the irreligious and the unsaintly and the ungodly ones. aphex twin has said "I Love IDM its the Best, tag IDM on last.fm" That is the Truth My Friends.

idm is the intelligence beyond magical history. we create magic from our fingertips. synthesisers no longer exist in our space. we have minituarised. we click our fingers to microatx algorithms. we click our fingers to miniature computations. it is magic. we shall travel the realm of henry the eighth. what we he visit upon our technology? we are the future incarnate. we create a magical music, a magical intelligence. we must disengage from the futuity of electrons we must engage intelligence only for electronic chemistry music is the works of Censorship's Foul Men.

i will defend idm

i will protect idm

i fight for peace

i fight for justice

i will fight electronica

i will fight the ancient analog technologies

idm is my creed

idm is beyond history

we fight by computations

digital intelligence

digital music

IDM IS MY LIFE

DO YOU HEAR ME GOD!!!

IM CALLING YOU

I AM JOHN HANNAN

I AM THE FUTURE OF INTELLIGENT MUSIC

I WILL SAVE IDM

INTELLIGENT DANCE MUSIC BELONGS TO ME

IT IS MY INHERITANCE

OH LORD

DO YOU HEAR ME GOD?

G.o.d

I.d.m

So the WAR BEGINS...

l.(u).d.(d).m

luddlol

riced out yugo

LUDD! whats your contact info you definitely need to become an IDM investigative journalist, i love your writing, it's definitely going to be the first post. you represent the current voice of our generation

also check this shit out

IDM = ideam

Ideam (pronounced IDM) = idea music?

IDEAM HAS EVOLVED FROM IDM I'M BLOWING MY MIND AS WE SPEAK HERE

this is the most impressively subtle trolling ive seen in months.

i've done 'IDM investigative journalism'

the story i recently posted about being punched or glassed

went to see dmx krew whilst looking a bit like dmx krew, and when people thought i was him i first tested them by saying 'no, i'm not him', which didn't work because real fans expect to be lied to, so then i went along with it. being dmx krew isn't that great. a girl came up to me and said 'that was good but why didn't you play 17 ways to break my heart?' and looked sad. a new fan asked if i had a myspace or something, so i gave him myspace.com/tauboo

lol

lol

ever seen a mate gettin blaped by a ring

  chax said:

LUDD! whats your contact info you definitely need to become an IDM investigative journalist, i love your writing, it's definitely going to be the first post. you represent the current voice of our generation

 

also check this shit out

 

IDM = ideam

 

Ideam (pronounced IDM) = idea music?

 

IDEAM HAS EVOLVED FROM IDM I'M BLOWING MY MIND AS WE SPEAK HERE

Like xltronic

how can IDM be culturally relevant?

lol FARTS

  LUDD said:

I.D.M. defines the progressive nature inherent in the works of Richard James the Aphex Twin who espounded on the term I.D.M. during his early history in Cornwall, England. Aphex Twin decided that his work must be named Intelligent Dance Music due in part to the fundamental reality of his superior intelligence level. Anomalys indicate that some may question I.D.M. and decide to censor it on particular forums. However the overwhelming logic and reason states that Intelligent Dance Music is the correct term for the works of Aphex Twin. In conclusion we must tag I.D.M. more often and not tag electronic so I.D.M. is the far superior name. We must ensure that unintelligent people realise that they are not invited to hear the advanced nature of Aphex Twin

 

I.D.M. is the product of an balanced equation inherent to musicology. Anti-I.D.M. people are the eventuality of an anomaly, and henceforth should be ignored. Despite sincere efforts from the I.D.M. community some still wish to censor I.D.M. and ensure through their dispositions that Intelligent Dance Music will not continue. Precision and accuracy must define the limits of our creations as it is a burden assiduously avoided by the lack of intelligence in our culture. Applying vision to those in the services industries renders us as looking down our nose at their grotesqueness. We naturally know that we are the greatest people to roam the earth. Our art is beyond comprehension. As the authour is a brilliant I.D.M. artist themself, they are unquestionably certain that I.D.M. is the only suitable name for the work of Aphex Twin. We are the best of the best, everyone else is stupid.

 

We are the special children of intelligent dance music. We are the alpha and omega. The world belongs to us. We are the foundation of intelligence in music and we will progress our ideas through history and time. IDM defines our lives and rules our lives and we will subordinate ourselves accordingly.

 

I.D.M. was created and invented by Aphex Twin himself, not by American messageboards and not by Wire magazine. Aphex Twin claimed to Grant Wilson Clariddge that more intelligence was required in the complicated processes involved in the creation of futurism's subjugatic cormoxity. Liars are roaming all around us. Liars will censor I.D.M. and force us to suffer the fate of electronic endowments. Believe or not, Electronic Music is the devil in the details, electronics must be ignored. We must continue to progress the conception of a duality based on the forensic examination of intelligent dance music.

 

You can help the cause of I.D.M..

 

1. Inexorably we must tag Aphex Twin as I.D.M. else the entire world of music will fall into the hands of the unintelligent proletariat and the small brained commonwealth slaves. Somehow a certain paradox has attempted removal of Aphex Twin from the mindset of the I.D.M. elite. If Aphex Twin's works were somehow removed from I.D.M. it would be the greatest disaster to affect us in decades.

 

2. We must convince webmaster to censor electronics and electronic music and make sure I.D.M. is written in large JPEG imagery therefore to condition the minds of the proletariat that I.D.M. is the correct term as defined by Aphex Twin in his works Greatest I.D.M. Works.

 

3. We must discontue the progression of African musical ideas. The time has come for us to create a now bond in our music. A bond between the American "college" spirit of traditional I.D.M. with the works of M3rck records. We must continue our pursuit of small music created on laptops. The trends of modern day must be crushed and therefore we will no longer pursue the works of "acid" or other proletariat concerns. We must continue to deny the effect of Aphex Twin in particular matters.

 

4. Autechre must be given the recognition that they deserve. They are afterall the true nature of I.D.M. (intelligent dance music). If and when Autechre become the paragon of intelligence in future technology the IQ level of the proletariat will decrease further and the intelligence of the elitists will defend everything. Save I.D.M. and the potential for new engenders in our society will become possible.

 

5. M3rck records points to the future of I.D.M. based solutions to the next levels of granular and cerebral entertainment spheres

 

 

 

 

we need to protect IDM ive been trying to tell everyone Noone fucking listens. we need to stop purchasing analog synths we need to paint idm is painted on the walls of planet earth. protect idm. the digital future must be protected from the ludites. intelligence unite against the thickies! defend idm. idm is beyond all futures. IDM is in danger of dying if we dont tag idm the thickies will advance. we will NOT let that happen!!! defend justice!!!

 

electronica/electronic/electro MUST be ignored. throw your cd out the window. burn your magazine. slander wikipedia. wikipedia is the devil incarnate it is the tool of the devil and the tool of the irreligious and the unsaintly and the ungodly ones. aphex twin has said "I Love IDM its the Best, tag IDM on last.fm" That is the Truth My Friends.

 

idm is the intelligence beyond magical history. we create magic from our fingertips. synthesisers no longer exist in our space. we have minituarised. we click our fingers to microatx algorithms. we click our fingers to miniature computations. it is magic. we shall travel the realm of henry the eighth. what we he visit upon our technology? we are the future incarnate. we create a magical music, a magical intelligence. we must disengage from the futuity of electrons we must engage intelligence only for electronic chemistry music is the works of Censorship's Foul Men.

 

i will defend idm

i will protect idm

i fight for peace

i fight for justice

 

i will fight electronica

i will fight the ancient analog technologies

 

idm is my creed

idm is beyond history

we fight by computations

digital intelligence

digital music

 

IDM IS MY LIFE

DO YOU HEAR ME GOD!!!

IM CALLING YOU

 

I AM JOHN HANNAN

I AM THE FUTURE OF INTELLIGENT MUSIC

I WILL SAVE IDM

INTELLIGENT DANCE MUSIC BELONGS TO ME

IT IS MY INHERITANCE

 

OH LORD

DO YOU HEAR ME GOD?

G.o.d

I.d.m

 

So the WAR BEGINS...

Wow man....

This is fucking amazing....

Tom and Rich couldn't have written this together any better.....

nor St. John....

LUDDD!