ideas

Give me some ideas.

arright, my idea for getting things for free at tesco involves learning how to somehow hack into their shop file and creating a phantom item that costs negative ten pounds, acquiring the barcode, and then bringing the bar code with you to the self service machines to reduce the total cost of whatever you're getting by ten pounds.

it's fiendishly clever

i've always wanted a see-thru toaster. So i can see how done my toast is without my face getting all hot.

keep a supply of cockroaches (or better still, half-cockroaches) in a matchbox. Then, when you go to a restaurant, put half a roach on your food (after you've eaten nearly all of it), make a complaint, and eat for free.

owlburger

solar panel umbrella

nocycle

monkey tennis

carry a dead fetus encased in lucite in your pocket at all times - it makes a delightful conversation piece when you can't think of anything to say.

okay so, what would rubberband AI be like in a text adventure game?

maybe you get right to the end and "A DRAGON APPEARS AND SWIPES YOUR HEAD OFF. YOU DEAD."

Supermarket Sat-Nav!! Can't find Beans?! Then type it into the Sat-Nav system attached to your trolley/cart and hey presto! Beans galore!!!

Sure it might be expensive but fuck you its just an IDEAAAAA!!!!

cell phones. you have to own 2 for them to work

coffee filter Elizabethan ruffled collar instant cat Shakespearian festival

  Funktion said:

arright, my idea for getting things for free at tesco involves learning how to somehow hack into their shop file and creating a phantom item that costs negative ten pounds, acquiring the barcode, and then bringing the bar code with you to the self service machines to reduce the total cost of whatever you're getting by ten pounds.

 

it's fiendishly clever

I have a friend that used to weigh all of his expensive items at the grocery store on the produce scales and print out stickers for bananas, as they are the cheapest item per pound, and then he would cover the original barcode with the bananas one and go through self checkout. Our grocery bills used to be like 10 dollars a month and we ate like kings.

  placidburp said:

Supermarket Sat-Nav!! Can't find Beans?! Then type it into the Sat-Nav system attached to your trolley/cart and hey presto! Beans galore!!!

 

Sure it might be expensive but fuck you its just an IDEAAAAA!!!!

this exists

  beneboi said:

  Funktion said:

arright, my idea for getting things for free at tesco involves learning how to somehow hack into their shop file and creating a phantom item that costs negative ten pounds, acquiring the barcode, and then bringing the bar code with you to the self service machines to reduce the total cost of whatever you're getting by ten pounds.

 

it's fiendishly clever

 

I have a friend that used to weigh all of his expensive items at the grocery store on the produce scales and print out stickers for bananas, as they are the cheapest item per pound, and then he would cover the original barcode with the bananas one and go through self checkout. Our grocery bills used to be like 10 dollars a month and we ate like kings.

thats fucking genius

  all_purpose_sandpaper said:

coffee filter Elizabethan ruffled collar instant cat Shakespearian festival

lol

(btw, punctuation is super cool)

  Funktion said:

monkey tennis

cooking... in prison :angry:

  Funktion said:

arright, my idea for getting things for free at tesco involves learning how to somehow hack into their shop file and creating a phantom item that costs negative ten pounds, acquiring the barcode, and then bringing the bar code with you to the self service machines to reduce the total cost of whatever you're getting by ten pounds.

 

it's fiendishly clever

it's well easy to get free stuff at the self service machine, my mate used to do it loads.... you just put stuff through as something else. like, put a whole ham through as 1 loose potato and shit like that.

  melotronic said:

  Funktion said:

monkey tennis

 

 

cooking... in prison :angry:

"Inner-city sumo.... Very cheap to make!"

play basketball in the rain and not get wet.

grow a beard, shave your entire head, make the trimmings into a wig, and wear it.

cant remember for the life of me where i heard this but me and my mum tried it before and it worked, its a christmas thing my story but could be used for other items, such as toasters, microwaves, etc..

so you get 2 of the hugest turkeys asda do, there like £25, and you make sure the checkout person rings them through one after the other, so there like next to each other on the receipt, you go home, unpack and all that shit, then later on or the next day, go back with your receipt and complain that you were charged twice for your turkey anddidnt notice (who really buys 2 £25 turkeys) they refund you your money back, and you have 2 turkeys, which you could then sell maybe, if you wanted, whatever!! genius IMO!!!

sorry if this is irrelevant, but i actually don't care....

being famous. Try being famous.

i have an idea. let's all come together and make havoc of the next G20 meeting. let's overthrow the capitalists, bilderbergs, polititians, dictators, military leaders... let's furnace the war machines and build sky ladders... etc.

shit idea