cichlisuite Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 beneboi said: shit idea you lack integrity. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 always keep shoes in bed. That way, if you need to kick someone in bed, it will hurt more. Try to get into the habit of shopping quickly, that way, if you need to be somewhere after you've been to the shops, you probably won't be late, even if you're buying furniture. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 buy thousands of pairs of gloves. That way if in future you are given the sole responsibility of heating many pairs of hands you won't be brutally humiliated. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 don't bother with expensive ribbed condoms, just slip some frozen peas into an ordinary one for the same effect. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 margaret thatcher said: don't bother with expensive ribbed condoms, just slip some frozen peas into an ordinary one for the same effect. Eventually they would become a runny mush, synonymous with the vagina, and would make for a good after sex wank. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 this man's got the right idea. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 idea: what if rdj is a robot/illusion/dinosaur/god/functional exoskeletal shell for parasitic extraterrestrial bacteria/infant's daydream projected into collective human consciousness/cup of coffee/cardboard cut-out/long-lost manuscript by andre breton/midget/electric saxophone through 13 cheap distortion pedals in a wind tunnel/someone's grandma/intricate crystal formation/vat of cheese whiz/lunar module/demon sent from Hell™ to corrupt 90s youth/solidified vaginal secretion/intelligent dance music/forest spirit/elaborate toothpaste sculpture/fish with transparent head/thousand years old/shadow cast by a 4-dimensional squid-beast caught in a black hole on the other side of the galaxy/wizard/tongue depressor/starfish/overplayed rerun of an 80s sitcom/hardcore watmmer/impossible soap bubble which has somehow not popped yet/5th Beatle/6th Beatle/S.T.D./genie/hangnail/lava lamp/dangerously unstable psychopath/superstar in Japan/big fan of country music/rare species of moss or lichen/multinational megacorporation/tech-support line operator/squishy bag of blood and organs and bones/17th century composer/ginger/antarctica/kenny loggins afficionado/the missing link/trilobite/windowlicker/member of the blue man group/vegetarian/ostrich farmer/comfortable old sweater/ancient astronaut who has remained on earth to chronicle the rise and fall of humanity/candy corn vampire/merely the stuff of myth and legend/saturday morning cartoon series/friend of the family/nuclear physicist/self-transforming machine elf/blue-footed booby/yellow-bellied sapsucker/your father/ice worm/pussy magnet/master of levitation/modern-day Johnny Appleseed/human incarnation of canine orgasm/buffet-style breakfast/superhero/cryptozoologist's dream come true/single drop of blood on the toilet paper/brown paper bag/communist/scientific breakthrough/shiny object glinting in the tall grass (too far away to see clearly)? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 kaini said: placidburp said: Supermarket Sat-Nav!! Can't find Beans?! Then type it into the Sat-Nav system attached to your trolley/cart and hey presto! Beans galore!!! Sure it might be expensive but fuck you its just an IDEAAAAA!!!! this exists For serious? FML!!!!!!!!!!! It was going to maek me milliojnssss! tiiiiiiiiiiits! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 carry a box at all times the box should contain an exact replica of you that is half your size. the replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box this box should contain exactly one molecule of stilton. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 is one molecule of stilton still technically stilton? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 (edited) the point of this experiment is to define what is stilton. wooooah.... HOLY SHIT UNICORNS Edited April 12, 2009 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 what if they made a phone that was connected to every other phone with wires instead of sending a signal to a tower? the reception would be clearer and you would never be out of range. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 or we could make an engine that uses a constant series of explosions for power Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 imagine if you crossed a fax with a grill, so you could make your sandwiches go on the internet Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 (edited) idea #2: what if god took, like, 50 hits of acid? (and his divine cd player was stuck looping smojphace over and over) Edited April 12, 2009 by doorjamb Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 (and he was bogged down in some real gnarly headspace) (and the room was streaming neon) (and he thought he was gonna die) (like, for reals) (and then he saw GOD) (and then suddenly everything made perfect wordless sense and he felt so stupid for not seeing it all before) (and then he came down and forgot about it) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010715 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 put a message in a bottle and drop it off a ferry boat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 or, put a ferry in a bottle and jump of the message boat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 essines said: or, put a ferry in a bottle and jump of the message boat. WUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEERRRR RRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM asplode/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 idea #3: ride a bike! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 idea#4: give god 50 hits of acid Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1010742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 and the sexiest shroom you can find and a kaleidoscope and a bottle of water and a blanket Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44576-ideas/page/2/#findComment-1011094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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