ideas

  beneboi said:

shit idea

you lack integrity.

always keep shoes in bed. That way, if you need to kick someone in bed, it will hurt more.

Try to get into the habit of shopping quickly, that way, if you need to be somewhere after you've been to the shops, you probably won't be late, even if you're buying furniture.

buy thousands of pairs of gloves. That way if in future you are given the sole responsibility of heating many pairs of hands you won't be brutally humiliated.

lol

don't bother with expensive ribbed condoms, just slip some frozen peas into an ordinary one for the same effect.

  margaret thatcher said:

don't bother with expensive ribbed condoms, just slip some frozen peas into an ordinary one for the same effect.

Eventually they would become a runny mush, synonymous with the vagina, and would make for a good after sex wank.

this man's got the right idea.

idea: what if rdj is a robot/illusion/dinosaur/god/functional exoskeletal shell for parasitic extraterrestrial bacteria/infant's daydream projected into collective human consciousness/cup of coffee/cardboard cut-out/long-lost manuscript by andre breton/midget/electric saxophone through 13 cheap distortion pedals in a wind tunnel/someone's grandma/intricate crystal formation/vat of cheese whiz/lunar module/demon sent from Hell™ to corrupt 90s youth/solidified vaginal secretion/intelligent dance music/forest spirit/elaborate toothpaste sculpture/fish with transparent head/thousand years old/shadow cast by a 4-dimensional squid-beast caught in a black hole on the other side of the galaxy/wizard/tongue depressor/starfish/overplayed rerun of an 80s sitcom/hardcore watmmer/impossible soap bubble which has somehow not popped yet/5th Beatle/6th Beatle/S.T.D./genie/hangnail/lava lamp/dangerously unstable psychopath/superstar in Japan/big fan of country music/rare species of moss or lichen/multinational megacorporation/tech-support line operator/squishy bag of blood and organs and bones/17th century composer/ginger/antarctica/kenny loggins afficionado/the missing link/trilobite/windowlicker/member of the blue man group/vegetarian/ostrich farmer/comfortable old sweater/ancient astronaut who has remained on earth to chronicle the rise and fall of humanity/candy corn vampire/merely the stuff of myth and legend/saturday morning cartoon series/friend of the family/nuclear physicist/self-transforming machine elf/blue-footed booby/yellow-bellied sapsucker/your father/ice worm/pussy magnet/master of levitation/modern-day Johnny Appleseed/human incarnation of canine orgasm/buffet-style breakfast/superhero/cryptozoologist's dream come true/single drop of blood on the toilet paper/brown paper bag/communist/scientific breakthrough/shiny object glinting in the tall grass (too far away to see clearly)?

  kaini said:

  placidburp said:

Supermarket Sat-Nav!! Can't find Beans?! Then type it into the Sat-Nav system attached to your trolley/cart and hey presto! Beans galore!!!

 

Sure it might be expensive but fuck you its just an IDEAAAAA!!!!

 

this exists

For serious? FML!!!!!!!!!!! It was going to maek me milliojnssss! tiiiiiiiiiiits!

carry a box at all times

the box should contain an exact replica of you that is half your size. the replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain an exact replica of the replica that is carrying this box, but half the size. this replica should carry a box

this box should contain exactly one molecule of stilton.

is one molecule of stilton still technically stilton?

the point of this experiment is to define what is stilton.

wooooah.... HOLY SHIT UNICORNS

what if they made a phone that was connected to every other phone with wires instead of sending a signal to a tower? the reception would be clearer and you would never be out of range.

or we could make an engine that uses a constant series of explosions for power

imagine if you crossed a fax with a grill, so you could make your sandwiches go on the internet

idea #2: what if god took, like, 50 hits of acid?

(and his divine cd player was stuck looping smojphace over and over)

(and he was bogged down in some real gnarly headspace)

(and the room was streaming neon)

(and he thought he was gonna die) (like, for reals)

(and then he saw GOD)

(and then suddenly everything made perfect wordless sense and he felt so stupid for not seeing it all before)

(and then he came down and forgot about it)

put a message in a bottle and drop it off a ferry boat.

or, put a ferry in a bottle and jump of the message boat.

  essines said:

or, put a ferry in a bottle and jump of the message boat.

WUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEERRRR

RRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM

asplode/

idea #3: ride a bike!

idea#4: give god 50 hits of acid

and the sexiest shroom you can find

and a kaleidoscope

and a bottle of water and a blanket

try being fabulous