Stupid Joke

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

I would get it if I had a lawn.

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I'm actually an animator. The last year I've only made crappy gifs on wattem and not a single proper animation.

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FML

so a man walks into a bar

the bar says, "ow, watch it!!"

why did a chicken cross the road

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

psy-lob

i lol'd at the clitterhous joke

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Quiet stripey skele-child

why did aphex create the drukqs album?

a: drukqs

What did the blind, deaf kid get for Christmas?

women driving/airplane food

two sandwiches walk into a bar

the barman says "sorry, we don't serve food"

HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHWHWAHAHWWHhajwjwjajwaeihgirh

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Quiet stripey skele-child

Stripey was a great show.

http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1799

Q: Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree?

A: It was stapled to the monkey

What's brown and sticky?

a stick.

Reminds me of an old Monty Python gag:

Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell?

A: Dung!

What are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

How do you say hello in Mexico?

i used to like to call people around the office and slip a joke from a Laffy Taffy wrapper in the conversation like, "hey, quick question..." the one below actually made someone mad at me because it was so bad.

when is homework not homework?

what do walruses have in common with tupperware?