Stupid Joke

jesus walks into an inn with 3 nails and asks the innkeeper "can you put me up for the night?"

do you like fishsticks?

what are you a gay fish?

what's the best thing about a naked 3 year old girl?

you can carry her like a 6 pack.

what do you call a deaf goat?

Anything you want, he can't hear you!

Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?"

The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

  OneToThirtySix said:

Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?"

 

 

The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I don't get this one. :cry2:

  Tony Danza said:

  OneToThirtySix said:

Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?"

 

 

The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

 

I don't get this one. :cry2:

The object is to tell the joke in a group.  The person who laughs is trying to fit in.

  OneToThirtySix said:

  Tony Danza said:

  OneToThirtySix said:

Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?"

 

 

The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

 

I don't get this one. :cry2:

 

The object is to tell the joke in a group.  The person who laughs is trying to fit in.

Ahh, it's like an anti-joke. These don't go over well at all with my friends. They get downright angry when I tell them. I've never understood why because I love them so much. Not my friends--the jokes.

Someone tell the one about the guy on the porch and the guy with the duct tape.

  Tony Danza said:

Ahh, it's like an anti-joke. These don't go over well at all with my friends. They get downright angry when I tell them. I've never understood why because I love them so much. Not my friends--the jokes.

 

Someone tell the one about the guy on the porch and the guy with the duct tape.

You mean the one that ends with, "It's a Ferrari."?

  OneToThirtySix said:

  Tony Danza said:

Ahh, it's like an anti-joke. These don't go over well at all with my friends. They get downright angry when I tell them. I've never understood why because I love them so much. Not my friends--the jokes.

 

Someone tell the one about the guy on the porch and the guy with the duct tape.

 

You mean the one that ends with, "It's a Ferrari."?

Nope! I can't give away the punch line.

where does the general keep his army?

up his sleevey

How do you tell a deaf man he's an idiot?

This goes over best in public.

whats green and pecks on a tree

  OneToThirtySix said:

  Tony Danza said:

  OneToThirtySix said:

Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?"

 

 

The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

 

I don't get this one. :cry2:

 

The object is to tell the joke in a group.  The person who laughs is trying to fit in.

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!

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dont be so mean keltoi, the guy has brain damage.

why did the lady suck my dick

cause i held a knife to her throat

  messiaen said:

dont be so mean keltoi, the guy has brain damage.

no meanie... i was trying to fit in.

A Catholic priest, a Rabbi and a Mullah walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the Catholic the Mullah sets off a bomb and blows up the bar.

whats the best thing about having sex with a baby

smashing it to death with a brick afterwards

  LUDD said:

whats the best thing about having sex with a baby

 

 

 

smashing it to death with a brick afterwards

saw this one on a penguin wrapper yesterday.

old.

what do you get if you cross a dick with a shit?

A fuckin shit lol

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

why are clowns always bloody because they sex little kids

What does Beneboi's dog eat?

why doesn't the dead baby scream when you're slamming its head into a brick wall?

because it's dead, stupid, dead things can't make noise

what does a farmer use to fix his jeans?

a cabbage patch

how do you get a baby into a bucket?

how do you get it out again?