Rubin Farr Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) jesus walks into an inn with 3 nails and asks the innkeeper "can you put me up for the night?" do you like fishsticks? what are you a gay fish? what's the best thing about a naked 3 year old girl? you can carry her like a 6 pack. Edited April 14, 2009 by Rubin Farr Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 what do you call a deaf goat? Anything you want, he can't hear you! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012351 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 OneToThirtySix said: Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" I don't get this one. :cry2: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Tony Danza said: OneToThirtySix said: Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" I don't get this one. :cry2: The object is to tell the joke in a group. The person who laughs is trying to fit in. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012362 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 OneToThirtySix said: Tony Danza said: OneToThirtySix said: Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" I don't get this one. :cry2: The object is to tell the joke in a group. The person who laughs is trying to fit in. Ahh, it's like an anti-joke. These don't go over well at all with my friends. They get downright angry when I tell them. I've never understood why because I love them so much. Not my friends--the jokes. Someone tell the one about the guy on the porch and the guy with the duct tape. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Tony Danza said: Ahh, it's like an anti-joke. These don't go over well at all with my friends. They get downright angry when I tell them. I've never understood why because I love them so much. Not my friends--the jokes. Someone tell the one about the guy on the porch and the guy with the duct tape. You mean the one that ends with, "It's a Ferrari."? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 OneToThirtySix said: Tony Danza said: Ahh, it's like an anti-joke. These don't go over well at all with my friends. They get downright angry when I tell them. I've never understood why because I love them so much. Not my friends--the jokes. Someone tell the one about the guy on the porch and the guy with the duct tape. You mean the one that ends with, "It's a Ferrari."? Nope! I can't give away the punch line. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aron Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 where does the general keep his army? up his sleevey Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) How do you tell a deaf man he's an idiot? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « (screaming) "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!" This goes over best in public. Edited April 14, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) whats green and pecks on a tree » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Quote WOODY WOODPICKLE Edited April 14, 2009 by 42Orange Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 OneToThirtySix said: Tony Danza said: OneToThirtySix said: Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" I don't get this one. :cry2: The object is to tell the joke in a group. The person who laughs is trying to fit in. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH AH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH AH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 dont be so mean keltoi, the guy has brain damage. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 why did the lady suck my dick cause i held a knife to her throat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 messiaen said: dont be so mean keltoi, the guy has brain damage. no meanie... i was trying to fit in. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012710 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) A Catholic priest, a Rabbi and a Mullah walk into a bar. The bartender asks the Catholic the Mullah sets off a bomb and blows up the bar. Edited April 14, 2009 by all_purpose_sandpaper Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 whats the best thing about having sex with a baby smashing it to death with a brick afterwards Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 LUDD said: whats the best thing about having sex with a baby smashing it to death with a brick afterwards saw this one on a penguin wrapper yesterday. old. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012818 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 what do you get if you cross a dick with a shit? A fuckin shit lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1012847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chloe S Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'" -------------------------------- Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!" George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!" Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?" Edited April 14, 2009 by Chloe S Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1013028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 why are clowns always bloody because they sex little kids Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1013103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 What does Beneboi's dog eat? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Beneful Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1013665 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 why doesn't the dead baby scream when you're slamming its head into a brick wall? because it's dead, stupid, dead things can't make noise Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1013666 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 what does a farmer use to fix his jeans? a cabbage patch Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1013674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 how do you get a baby into a bucket? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « a blender. how do you get it out again? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « tortilla chips. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44642-stupid-joke/page/2/#findComment-1015516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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