I found something strange in my poop

I took a look at the toilet paper after I had wiped and shockingly saw something which I can only imagine being a pine leaf/foliage covered in shit. What the hell gives? I haven't been eating pinetree.

what do you want from us impakt? No-one here can give you the answers.

what did you have for dinner last night?

I ate pasta last night. I'm not asking for exact answers Rambo, but theories and similar experiences could be helpful!

i once took a shit under a pine tree. is that similar?

i once got a pine cone stuck in my anus. is that similar?

sounds like the lining of your upper colon to me

wait a minute .... pines have needles ... is this what you mean?

i want to make the third similar joke but i think it would be in bad taste.

Yes, I mean a pine needle.

i once found an unchewed quarter mushroom (about a cubic inch) in my poo.

naturally i fished it out of the bowl and gave it a little rinse and took it to show my friends.

they weren't as into it as i was

This is serious. You don't just go making threads.

  impakt said:

Yes, I mean a pine needle.

probably some bit of herb stuff from the pasta

did you have any rosemary

thats very pine needle like

i once ate a pine cone, and shat out a pine tree

  Rambo said:

This is serious. You don't just go making threads.

Everything related to poop is watmmable.

i keep my poo in a vault

  LUDD said:

  impakt said:

Yes, I mean a pine needle.

 

 

probably some bit of herb stuff from the pasta

 

did you have any rosemary

 

thats very pine needle like

Good point, that may very well be.

  ET said:

i once ate a pine cone, and shat out a pine tree

that's pretty deep

i went to party on friday, some guy drank far too much sangria and had a little bit of a sick and he threw up an entire portion of duck pancakes still partially wrapped up in the pancakes. apparently he literally doesnt chew his food so much as just pushing it down his throat because he has some kind of wierd fear about biting down on something he doesnt want to. i told him he was a complete fuckin freak.

figure four me, impakt

  Rambo said:

figure four me, impakt

As in pin you down?

apply the hold you pussy, this has gone on long enough. I need to feel the burn.

  LUDD said:

  ET said:

i once ate a pine cone, and shat out a pine tree

 

that's pretty deep

life is deep and shallow at the same time

it took me 35 years to do a poo correctly

  Rambo said:

apply the hold you pussy, this has gone on long enough. I need to feel the burn.

*Pins Rambo down, utilizing the weight of his amazing man-log*