impakt Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) I took a look at the toilet paper after I had wiped and shockingly saw something which I can only imagine being a pine leaf/foliage covered in shit. What the hell gives? I haven't been eating pinetree. Edited April 14, 2009 by impakt Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 what do you want from us impakt? No-one here can give you the answers. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 what did you have for dinner last night? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I ate pasta last night. I'm not asking for exact answers Rambo, but theories and similar experiences could be helpful! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012752 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 i once took a shit under a pine tree. is that similar? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 i once got a pine cone stuck in my anus. is that similar? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 sounds like the lining of your upper colon to me wait a minute .... pines have needles ... is this what you mean? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 i want to make the third similar joke but i think it would be in bad taste. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Yes, I mean a pine needle. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012760 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 i once found an unchewed quarter mushroom (about a cubic inch) in my poo. naturally i fished it out of the bowl and gave it a little rinse and took it to show my friends. they weren't as into it as i was Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 This is serious. You don't just go making threads. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012762 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 impakt said: Yes, I mean a pine needle. probably some bit of herb stuff from the pasta did you have any rosemary thats very pine needle like Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012763 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 i once ate a pine cone, and shat out a pine tree Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012764 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Rambo said: This is serious. You don't just go making threads. Everything related to poop is watmmable. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012765 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 i keep my poo in a vault Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 LUDD said: impakt said: Yes, I mean a pine needle. probably some bit of herb stuff from the pasta did you have any rosemary thats very pine needle like Good point, that may very well be. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012767 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 ET said: i once ate a pine cone, and shat out a pine tree that's pretty deep Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 i went to party on friday, some guy drank far too much sangria and had a little bit of a sick and he threw up an entire portion of duck pancakes still partially wrapped up in the pancakes. apparently he literally doesnt chew his food so much as just pushing it down his throat because he has some kind of wierd fear about biting down on something he doesnt want to. i told him he was a complete fuckin freak. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 figure four me, impakt Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Rambo said: figure four me, impakt As in pin you down? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 apply the hold you pussy, this has gone on long enough. I need to feel the burn. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/tree-grows-in-mans-lung Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 LUDD said: ET said: i once ate a pine cone, and shat out a pine tree that's pretty deep life is deep and shallow at the same time Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012777 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 it took me 35 years to do a poo correctly Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Rambo said: apply the hold you pussy, this has gone on long enough. I need to feel the burn. *Pins Rambo down, utilizing the weight of his amazing man-log* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44674-i-found-something-strange-in-my-poop/#findComment-1012779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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