I found something strange in my poop

*violently rapes impakt while hes temporarily incapacitated*

  LUDD said:

 

 

it took me 35 years to do a poo correctly

you fucking win. where the fuck were you in freds clean breaks threads?!?!?!?! have you no morals? are you evil???

*analspasms*

yea i was thinking rosemary

Tauboo.

Ive been a mess since you said you wanted to kill me because i would rather marry Fred.

I've been sleeping all day and just staying in bed and drinking.

I haven't had a bath in over a week.

My guess it was a blade of Rosemary from your pasta sauce... although pictures would help

he probably just ate a wild animal that had eaten a plant

Good point ET, I vaguely remember feasting on a squirrel while on a drinking binge a couple of nights ago.

you know you're not meant to eat the rotting contents of the squirrels stomach?

  messiaen said:

i went to party on friday, some guy drank far too much sangria and had a little bit of a sick and he threw up an entire portion of duck pancakes still partially wrapped up in the pancakes. apparently he literally doesnt chew his food so much as just pushing it down his throat because he has some kind of wierd fear about biting down on something he doesnt want to. i told him he was a complete fuckin freak.

  Quote

Frank Grimes: God. He eats like a pig.

Lenny: I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.

Eating duck without chewing is fucking meta.