Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 catsonearth said: first transporter movie when he dumps the oil tanks over, gets all greased up and then proceeds to take out a room of guys with broken off bike pedals on his feet. yeah thats some pointless HOT shit right there. its incredible he has a career and i'm going to enjoy it whilst it last. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45009-jason-statham-appreciation/page/2/#findComment-1022767 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 heh Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45009-jason-statham-appreciation/page/2/#findComment-1022769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdust Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 From a guy who started work on a market stall in London to becoming a top hollywood star, i have nothing but good things to say about the guy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45009-jason-statham-appreciation/page/2/#findComment-1022808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 doesn't matter where you come from only matters if you're double hard Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45009-jason-statham-appreciation/page/2/#findComment-1022940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) jason statham is actually a character in an ever expanding series of time travel documentaries where a man is perpetually stranded in a dimension made up only of those films on tbs you wake up to at 2 pm on a sunday and decide to watch because there's nothing else to do, and he only has his working class british mettle to get him through a series of trials before time and space ebb and he's sent to yet another film. the films get shorter and shorter until eventually there's a series of five second pieces where he wakes up and explodes, and then a final film that is simply a black screen with a man yelling "gooooooooooal" on an infinite loop. if you examine archival footage it becomes clear that jason statham went back in time and has appeared in every single film since 1888. Edited April 25, 2009 by zaphod Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45009-jason-statham-appreciation/page/2/#findComment-1022999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 so you dig what he does then Zaphod? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45009-jason-statham-appreciation/page/2/#findComment-1023000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 he obviously doesn't take himself seriously so i'm not really bothered if he wants to make fifty transporter movies. there are worse franchises out there and his films are weirdly entertaining, sometimes. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45009-jason-statham-appreciation/page/2/#findComment-1023008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 yeah, I hate his face... Bruce Willis wannabe.... Revolver is a terrible film.... Deathrace 10000 is his best film, which says a lot... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45009-jason-statham-appreciation/page/2/#findComment-1023019 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 crank bothered me for some reason. the rest of the movies he's in i can handle. i liked snatch, but not because he was in it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45009-jason-statham-appreciation/page/2/#findComment-1023028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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