jason statham appreciation

  catsonearth said:

first transporter movie when he dumps the oil tanks over, gets all greased up and then proceeds to take out a room of guys with broken off bike pedals on his feet.

yeah thats some pointless HOT shit right there.

its incredible he has a career and i'm going to enjoy it whilst it last.

heh

From a guy who started work on a market stall in London to becoming a top hollywood star, i have nothing but good things to say about the guy.

doesn't matter where you come from only matters if you're double hard

jason statham is actually a character in an ever expanding series of time travel documentaries where a man is perpetually stranded in a dimension made up only of those films on tbs you wake up to at 2 pm on a sunday and decide to watch because there's nothing else to do, and he only has his working class british mettle to get him through a series of trials before time and space ebb and he's sent to yet another film. the films get shorter and shorter until eventually there's a series of five second pieces where he wakes up and explodes, and then a final film that is simply a black screen with a man yelling "gooooooooooal" on an infinite loop. if you examine archival footage it becomes clear that jason statham went back in time and has appeared in every single film since 1888.

so you dig what he does then Zaphod?

he obviously doesn't take himself seriously so i'm not really bothered if he wants to make fifty transporter movies. there are worse franchises out there and his films are weirdly entertaining, sometimes.

yeah, I hate his face...

Bruce Willis wannabe....

Revolver is a terrible film....

Deathrace 10000 is his best film, which says a lot...

crank bothered me for some reason. the rest of the movies he's in i can handle. i liked snatch, but not because he was in it.