Happy Birthday Tony Danza

Happy birthday man, 25/04 is clearly where it's at for bithdays !

Happy Birthday Lovely!! :D:D

Happy birthday world's #1 weatherman.

Crapola. I just found this thread.

Thanks, everybody! I've been really busy.

I don't think the girl had a penis, but if she did, I wouldn't mind. I hope she'll call or text or something by the end of the week so I can add to my thread. I think I'll be really sad if she doesn't text/call me by the weekend. If my ego doesn't receive constant bolstering, I stare at the ground a lot when I walk.

My mom gave me $100 that I will use to buy a Sonicare Healthy White toothbrush thingee.

I'm loan hunting for a new car, and I'm going to sell my motorbike.

I worked with my ex tonight. She was very nice to me near the end of work and I became really sad because I don't think we'll ever get back together.

I'm buzzing hard off of half of a Miller Lite and I don't know why!

Happy birthday to me!

My nose is itchy.

Next haircut = 3mm buzz.

Oh, God!