30-stone mother admits to feeding triplets junk food

  essines said:

rambo is american though.

That's a good point essines. I was speaking from the point of view of the english there because i'm in a cave on drugs.

give it to me in pounds frenchy, we don't use no metric system

  LOL Alzado said:

give it to me in pounds frenchy, we don't use no metric system

418 pounds.

  LOL Alzado said:

give it to me in pounds frenchy, we don't use no metric system

so...you use imperial...but you don't use stone?

basically half a kilo is a pound divided by a stone but try to think of it in percentages

  Stoppit said:

so...you use imperial...but you don't use stone?

anybody know what he's talking about? i don't speak fag

POOOUNDSSSS

  LOL Alzado said:

  Stoppit said:

so...you use imperial...but you don't use stone?

anybody know what he's talking about? i don't speak fag

that's roughly 882 Big Macs

  Adjective said:

  LOL Alzado said:

  Stoppit said:

so...you use imperial...but you don't use stone?

anybody know what he's talking about? i don't speak fag

that's roughly 882 Big Macs

just thought i'd chime in here and say, "undigested big macs"

Lol,

she has a GUNT.

is that like a FUPA?

I call rapelay on this bitch.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

is that like a FUPA?

Yes, but it's not an acronym but a portmanteau of "gut" and "c*nt"

  abusivegeorge said:

I call rapelay on this bitch.

is that an like an instant replay with a red filter over it and detuned violins creeping along?

wish we had that in the states

  Yegg said:

Lol,

she has a GUNT.

So that's what you call it!

I saw an old lady get on the bus today and she had a gunt, and I was actually thinking to myself, "what on earth do you call that... thing? Stomach-cunt?"

irl lol, gunt

i see gunts everyday, and now i shall lol every time i see a gunt. excellent.

what do you call a male gunt?

A genis?

  LOL Alzado said:

  Stoppit said:

so...you use imperial...but you don't use stone?

anybody know what he's talking about? i don't speak fag

A stone is 14 pounds.

more like a gmunt or gmangina

it's still cunt shaped

Cunt nom nom nom

i prefer camel toes

  yek said:

i prefer camel toes

That's no moon.

AK!

Some sad shit there. How does her heart not fail? I'm presuming she isn't going to live for more than 5 years. Though I'd like a second opinion on this.