Squee Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 NSFW » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 NSFW » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « ===>UU (actual size) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 roughly 1 inch and i know how to use every inch of it :shade: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030534 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 12.5 inches ish Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030535 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 lol @ 3-5 people actually fessing up Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 I ran out of tape measure before I got to the end Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 (edited) inverted elevator button ish 6.8 ish edit : but i'm 5'2" so it looks huge when erected. Edited May 2, 2009 by sneaksta303 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 I touched my tongue to the tip of my penis once when I was a teenager. I sat on the toilet and bent down as far as I could whilst in bonerfication mode, full-strength. For about 10 minutes my tongue, at full extension, was about a centimeter away from the tip of my upright penis. It was as if God himself had forbade man to act as dog. I heard a click in my back and a slight euphoric feeling as my ass slumped farther into the bowl. Tongue was touching penis and all was right in the world. I had broken the lord's curse and no longer yearned for the touch of woman or man. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 YES Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Tony Danza said: I touched my tongue to the tip of my penis once when I was a teenager. I sat on the toilet and bent down as far as I could whilst in bonerfication mode, full-strength. For about 10 minutes my tongue, at full extension, was about a centimeter away from the tip of my upright penis. It was as if God himself had forbade man to act as dog. I heard a click in my back and a slight euphoric feeling as my ass slumped farther into the bowl. Tongue was touching penis and all was right in the world. I had broken the lord's curse and no longer yearned for the touch of woman or man. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 (edited) Tony Danza said: I touched my tongue to the tip of my penis once when I was a teenager. I sat on the toilet and bent down as far as I could whilst in bonerfication mode, full-strength. For about 10 minutes my tongue, at full extension, was about a centimeter away from the tip of my upright penis. It was as if God himself had forbade man to act as dog. I heard a click in my back and a slight euphoric feeling as my ass slumped farther into the bowl. Tongue was touching penis and all was right in the world. I had broken the lord's curse and no longer yearned for the touch of woman or man. back when I was more limber, I would practice this. I was able to get at least 1.5 inches in my mouth at one point, and it was amazing. I had to stop myself many times from going to far and cumming in my own mouth. This is true. Edited May 2, 2009 by sneaksta303 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 sneaksta303 said: I had to stop myself many times from going to far and cumming in my own mouth. Liar! :kiss: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 i actually find it impressive that anyone can stay fully erect whilst measuring with a ruler, every time i pick up a ruler i get a memory of underlining headings in school - i should probably try to extend that memory to include school uniforms and stuff, er, yea Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 i'm going to replace it with when kate went to borrow my ruler and accidentally touched my hand as i went to hand it to her Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Yes, that's a solid ruler memory. My parents have memories of getting hit with rulers by their teachers, so I guess it could be worse. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 I knew a girl in high school that thought all guys were 9" and hard all the time, until she had a revelation watching a basketball game. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 OneToThirtySix said: I knew a girl in high school that thought all guys were 9" and hard all the time, until she had a revelation watching a basketball game. Really? That's pretty strange. Do you guys hear, "I think you're too big for me." or "You've got the biggest penis I've ever been with." from every girl you date? I think this is just something their mothers tell them to say or something. There's no way this can be true in my case. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Tony Danza said: Really? That's pretty strange. She was one o' them seckshully repressed Ih-piss-co-pay-lee-enns. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Tony Danza said: OneToThirtySix said: I knew a girl in high school that thought all guys were 9" and hard all the time, until she had a revelation watching a basketball game. Really? That's pretty strange. Do you guys hear, "I think you're too big for me." or "You've got the biggest penis I've ever been with." from every girl you date? I think this is just something their mothers tell them to say or something. There's no way this can be true in my case. I've had "why is your cock so perfect and massive?" a few times. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Rambo said: I've had "why is your cock so perfect and massive?" a few times. PM me some pics, Rainbow. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Fucking lol, i've just recieved this pm Quote Pics of your penis, NAO! Got to love Yegg. Unless you're a paintist. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 And the same goes for every other "perfect and massive" johnson on WATMM. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 what would i get for sending it? vadge pics? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 aint no party like a watmm vadge + penii party Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Mine is still a little beat up after I tried to rip it off, but I don't have a camera. Very sorry, Yegg. It looks a little something like this: 8=*==/===D Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45271-anatomy-and-your-johnsons/page/4/#findComment-1030851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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