The Bed Thread

  A/D said:

  ms-dos said:

My sheets are stained with

 

there should be some kind of support group for dudes like us. it's a pretty weird way to remember a relationship.

 

edit: i need to get a futon so i can start properly sleeping on my back

Yeah. I get a little forlorn every time I catch a glimpse of those cute little splotches. God those were some great times.

It's time for us to move forward and add new splotches! (or buy new sheets)

whole new mattress in my case . . lol

i made some splotches last night though! win! just wasn't on my mattress!

➤ Bed sheets (Design/quality/stains) Have to be 100% cotton. I've got a set of ivory, a set of burgundy, and a set of deep purple.

➤ Bed Fashion/Pajamas (Iain?)- Nighttime Headwear (Cowboy hat/Night Cap?) t-shirt and boxers or naked

➤ Style of Bed - A very cool Ikea platform bed I bought off of craigslist with a rather nice serta mattress (one of the first expensive things I bought myself when I got my first real job)

➤ Pillows - Four, no idea what they're stuffed with. Two are firm, two are squishy.

➤ Size of bed. Queen

➤ Sleeping positions Side/fetal

➤ Bedside tables. They're attached to the bed. They contain the book of the moment, clock, cell phone, thermometer, a lamp, sudoku puzzle book, and an assortment of other stuff

➤ What is under your bed? Nothing, it's a platform bed.

➤ Bedtime listening - No music, sometimes a movie. Usually the crickets outside.

➤ Making the bed - a must. I cannot sleep in an unmade bed; an unfortunate thing my mother passed on to me.

➤ Bed ftw? Absolutely. The bed is my favorite place, right up there with the bathroom. Sleeping is the funnest activity.

➤ Bed Etiquette - er...don't steal the covers?

➤ Computers in bed (A step too far?) Yes. We have a rule: no computers or TV in the bedroom. We break it occasionally with the laptop.

➤ Alarm Clocks - I have one, but I use my cell phone now as my alarm ever since I got screwed by my self-setting clock resetting itself for daylight savings like two weeks early (was an hour late to work that day).

➤ Changing the sheets (How often?) At least once a month if not more often.

➤ Personal Experiences (Pissing, Shitting, Fucking, Horses etc) All of the above.

I washed all of my bedclothes today and I'm about to go to bed. I'm so excited... bed bed bed!

  Root5 said:

Vampire position ftw

Are you talking about sleeping like in a coffin? 'cause it's the only way I sleep, my hands folded on my chest. I creeped out some women with that LOL

I am unable to sleep in anything smaller than Queen Size. I don't see the point in a small bed. It's the place you live 30% of your lifetime.

ive been sleeping in single sized beds forever, but right now im staying in the guest room at my mom's house and it's a queen size. holy jesus it's awesome. i just wanted to say that.

my last bed was a mattress on the floor in my friend's basement with a sleeping bag as a blanket and no sheets.

Random thing : Robert Heinlein invented the waterbed

p.s.: Sexor in a waterbed is fun a couple of times, but it sucks long-term

Me and the ladyfriend spent two nights on a single mattress on wednesday and thursday.. Never again. i'm a big guy. she's small, but that doesn't matter. I take up an entire single on my own. We slept on a single for a month when she first moved down here and i don't understand how we did it. Now we have a double and it's heaven. The mattress at my new place is my landlords and is a queen and it's fucking epic. some kind of high density foam shit. awesome. i love my bed and my blanket the most. it was made by an old, super kind hutterite lady (who is now a good family friend) from edmonton. she made it to my exact specifications (8' by 6') and it's down stuffed (they "make" their own down, cause they're hudderites) and complete fucking heaven, its like being wrapped in a cloud. i don't care what i'm sleeping on, if i have this blanket i can cum instantaneously.