How to tell if your female friend is interested?

So I have a friend who I've know for quite some time, and we have sort of recently started hanging out quite a bit. Now I'm getting signals that she's interested but like... I have no clue if she really is and I can't even count the number of times with other girls that I thought I was getting hints and there was actually nothing and I end up getting the dreaded "lets just be friends" shit.

So like... we chill pretty much every day and she makes tons of eye contact with me, shes starting to get a little bit touchy with me and my general perception on the vibe has shifted alot more towards flirtyness. What are some indicators if a girl likes you/doesnt like you?

Because personally, when a girl texts me just about every day, and is willing to chill with just me on weekend nights even though she is generally very social, goes to bars and stuff, and the fact that she makes tons of eye contact and we always bug each other playfully in conversation.

Any general pointers on how to figure this shit out? I dont really want to make a move on her unless I have a better idea whether she likes me because it might make things weird and if she likes me she probably feels the same way.

So yeah any advice?

ask her if she's into michael mcdonald

  tv_party said:

ask her if she's into ronald mcdonald

Punch her in the stomach.

I mean, I don't really...not a lot to do with seeing if she likes you...

but, just...you know

Right in the stomach! Imagine it! Wham!

I'd go for it mate, thats sound enough signals for me, definetly sounds like theres more than a friendship connection there.

Then if that fails, do what Pod said.

does she laugh at shit you say that isn't really that funny as if she is smitten with you? that's the best way to tell. it's in the smile.

/\ yeah we laugh our asses off when we're chilling, like harder than anyone else I chill with.

you might try a litmus test, thats how i've always figured it out

srsly though the "known for quite some time" aspect is the most worrying bit to me. Usually at that point you're too late.

She either:

a) Really likes you

or

b) has a new gay best friend to go shopping with.

I'm countin' on A though, all systems GO

ask her out to dinner.

or be a faggot and retreat to the internet.

lol

go for it

worst case is she says she wants to be friends

at that moment you get your dick out and helicopter it

  42Orange said:

Usually at that point you're too late.

what if she loves him?

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What are some indicators if a girl likes you/doesnt like you?

If the humanoid female attaches to your genitals upon you retrieving them from your pantalons, she's probably into you.

test the waters, ask her to marry you

if she accepts your offer, then she's probably interested

if she declines, then maybe there's a side to her that you don't know...a SATANIC side

either way you're fucked, run away buddy, get the hell out of THAT SHIT quick

but still, be a pro

and take it like a man

between your cheeks

nobutseriously, she'll have to accept your offer if you spend ALL THE MONEY YOU HAVE on a ring, otherwise, you'll be broke and single, so its a risk, but A RISK WORTH TAKING

you ever heard that song "killing for company" by the swans, youtube it, its on an album, its about DENNIS NILSEN (sp?), he was a british guy who picked up gay boys, brought them to his place, strangled them, and kept their bodies around his house for up to a month sometimes... he'd bathe them, make love with them, watch tv with them, eat fancy dinners... so, you know, just tossin out some ideas fer ya

DONCHYOO WERRY M8, WE'LL GETCHYOO A LASS IN NO TIME

I would have done the dinner thing but I was sorta worried it was too direct. Don't really know what I'm worried about though... thx for the advice all!

DENNIS NILSEN

...

don't forget

...don't...

or why don't you just be str8 and fuckin ask her? be all like, "hey, so i dunno, it might just be me, but it seems like i've gettin sum mixed signals these past coupla weeks... and i definitely don't want to make anything out of it if it's nothing, but i thought i'd be str8 and just ask? whut u think, hunny bunny? sugar cake? plum marshmallow? chocolate cheekykins? you wanna wed me, lassy gassy? muffins puffins? oh i just wanna pinch your cheeks yerr so kyoot, oh jeez, will you marry me"...

but seriously, DENNIS NILSEN ... don't forget

DENNIS

NILSEN

...

...don't....

ask her to go on a romantic walk by (say) the lake. That way, your intentions are obvious, because you looked her in the face and said "let's do something romantic together" but it is still light and simple, so it wouldn't be as abrupt as dinner.

Either that, or go for an awkward pause during your time chillin'. Then start ravenously making out.

lol i dunno

go swimming together and start "roughousing" and then stab her gash

the longer you wait....

just ask what she's thinking... like this:

"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!!?!?!"

"HUUUUUUUUUH?!?!!?"

"TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME GOD YOU ARE A STONE COLD BITCH, FUCK DO YOU WANNA BE MY BABE OR NOT!?!?!!?!"

"FUCK YOU!"

maybe you could take a hot bath together, compliment her on her big boobs and her round buttocks, then skooch closer to her and start fuckin GROPING her, thats ALWAYS a good one bro

hell yea d0od, she totally fuckin digs you

  Fred McGriff said:

go swimming together and start "roughousing" and then stab her gash

with your penis

i want to know how you ask a woman out in a supermarket, because this woman looked at me in the supermarket wheh we were walking by the milk, then i was next to her at the meat bit.. anyway when i went back to the meat bit after getting all my other groceries, she was still there, and just stared at me, in a way that said she wanted me, but when you're buying food you're buying food innit? she seemed like the perfect woman, apart from the fact that she was trying to pick up guys in a supermarket, but how does that work, are you supposed to ask women for their number in supermarkets or what