what would you do if you woke up and found your parents pissing all over you and farting on your face

what would you do if you woke up and found your parents pissing all over you and farting on your face

I just ignored it and went back to sleep.

omg BEST thread name ever, hands down, no doubt! hahahaa

i'd move out

Looks like Betsy has experienced this parental nightmare first hand....

pee in their expended butts.

lol, old timer when it comes to these situations, hehe

Get a boner probably.

usually i make sure the white balance is on point, have plenty of tapes and a tube of Sta- Hard.

STA-HARD lol

I would just be pleased they had made the effort to come and see me.

  Sir Winston said:

I would just be pleased they had made the effort to come and see me.

lol

  impakt said:

STA-HARD lol

that's such an awkward word if you try to say it

  my usernames always really suck said:

what would you do if you woke up and found your parents pissing all over you and farting on your face

  Iain C said:

I just ignored it and went back to sleep.

2 Genuine lols.

Keep up the good work fellas.

try to pee and fart back

i would ejaculate four billon gallons of cum all over the place, the cum would be flying so hard out of my penis that the penis would blast off into outer space and t hen i would cum all over god

ive pondered this same question over many coffee/ciggy breaks at work. i have yet to determine what my actions would be.

stick my tongue out and lick dick

  Sir Winston said:

I would just be pleased they had made the effort to come and see me.

hearty lol of the day right in that post there

i would get them to leave and then i would get drunk

i'd get naked and proceed to have sex with them, then shit in my mother's mouth and make her suck my dick, then fuck her again and lick the remnants of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. then i'd cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. i'd catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it whole. then i'd wake my sister and fuck her in the ass while i suck my dad's dick. while this is going on my mom would start banging my brother. then i'd fuck my mother and father while my sister fucks my dog. then i'd blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. then the dog would hopefully withdraw from my sister, and i'd fuck the dog too. then i'd kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. we'd all join in the blood orgy and piss on one another. we'd shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. then we'd dump it in a kiddy pool full of dead midgets and aborted babies. we'd then jump in the pool and bang the hell out of each other. i'd chop off my sister's boobs and she'd cut off my dick, then she would suck my stump and eat my balls. then 3 midgets standing on each others heads would come in and we'd kill them and add them to the pool. we'd slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the postman, who was only delivering a package. then i'd smash my dad's head with a sledge hammer and cover the postman with his brains and lick them off.

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what would you do if you woke up and found your parents pissing all over you and farting on your face

i read this... then loled!

i'm not even interested in reading the rest of the thread... the title is lol enough!