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Guest nene multiple assgasms
  kaini said:
i'd get naked and proceed to have sex with them, then shit in my mother's mouth and make her suck my dick, then fuck her again and lick the remnants of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. then i'd cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. i'd catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it whole. then i'd wake my sister and fuck her in the ass while i suck my dad's dick. while this is going on my mom would start banging my brother. then i'd fuck my mother and father while my sister fucks my dog. then i'd blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. then the dog would hopefully withdraw from my sister, and i'd fuck the dog too. then i'd kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. we'd all join in the blood orgy and piss on one another. we'd shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. then we'd dump it in a kiddy pool full of dead midgets and aborted babies. we'd then jump in the pool and bang the hell out of each other. i'd chop off my sister's boobs and she'd cut off my dick, then she would suck my stump and eat my balls. then 3 midgets standing on each others heads would come in and we'd kill them and add them to the pool. we'd slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the postman, who was only delivering a package. then i'd smash my dad's head with a sledge hammer and cover the postman with his brains and lick them off.

 

wow, that's impressive! so what do you call that act?

  kaini said:
i'd get naked and proceed to have sex with them, then shit in my mother's mouth and make her suck my dick, then fuck her again and lick the remnants of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. then i'd cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. i'd catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it whole. then i'd wake my sister and fuck her in the ass while i suck my dad's dick. while this is going on my mom would start banging my brother. then i'd fuck my mother and father while my sister fucks my dog. then i'd blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. then the dog would hopefully withdraw from my sister, and i'd fuck the dog too. then i'd kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. we'd all join in the blood orgy and piss on one another. we'd shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. then we'd dump it in a kiddy pool full of dead midgets and aborted babies. we'd then jump in the pool and bang the hell out of each other. i'd chop off my sister's boobs and she'd cut off my dick, then she would suck my stump and eat my balls. then 3 midgets standing on each others heads would come in and we'd kill them and add them to the pool. we'd slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the postman, who was only delivering a package. then i'd smash my dad's head with a sledge hammer and cover the postman with his brains and lick them off.

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  nene multiple assgasms said:
  kaini said:
i'd get naked and proceed to have sex with them, then shit in my mother's mouth and make her suck my dick, then fuck her again and lick the remnants of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. then i'd cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. i'd catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it whole. then i'd wake my sister and fuck her in the ass while i suck my dad's dick. while this is going on my mom would start banging my brother. then i'd fuck my mother and father while my sister fucks my dog. then i'd blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. then the dog would hopefully withdraw from my sister, and i'd fuck the dog too. then i'd kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. we'd all join in the blood orgy and piss on one another. we'd shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. then we'd dump it in a kiddy pool full of dead midgets and aborted babies. we'd then jump in the pool and bang the hell out of each other. i'd chop off my sister's boobs and she'd cut off my dick, then she would suck my stump and eat my balls. then 3 midgets standing on each others heads would come in and we'd kill them and add them to the pool. we'd slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the postman, who was only delivering a package. then i'd smash my dad's head with a sledge hammer and cover the postman with his brains and lick them off.

 

wow, that's impressive! so what do you call that act?

 

the all-star shitting, pissing, puking, incest and bestiality sexmurder show.

we were going to call it the aristocrats but it turned out there was already a similar act called that.

Edited by kaini
  On 5/7/2013 at 9:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 9:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

someone just called me fucked on myspace facebook too!

but i'm not... wtf?

 

i don't have a myspace. maybe i am a bit fucked.

Edited by kaini
  On 5/7/2013 at 9:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 9:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

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