I'm surrounded by crazy women

... and not in a sexy way.

:(

i know who they are! i see you removed the link from your sig

they do indeed seem crazy

sometimes I wish I was on a deserted island.

Women.

Woman I can hardly express,

My mixed emotion at my thoughtlessness,

After all I'm forever in your debt,

And woman I will try express,

My inner feelings and thankfullness,

For showing me the meaning of succsess,

oooh well, well,

oooh well, well,

Woman I know you understand

The little child inside the man,

Please remember my life is in your hands,

And woman hold me close to your heart,

However, distant don't keep us apart,

After all it is written in the stars,

oooh well, well,

oooh well, well,

Woman please let me explain,

I never mean(t) to cause you sorrow or pain,

So let me tell you again and again and again,

I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,

I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,

I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,

I love you (yeah, yeah)...

Still having problems mate?

Yeah. Always.

Thanks for asking, btw.

Are you GUIDO?

does this have anything to do with zelah's reemergence?

  Yegg said:

Are you GUIDO?

 

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yeah girl

Crazy Woman is a tautology.

byches be crazy yo

In the beginning, God made the land

Then he made the water and creatures, then he made man

He was born with a passion, love and hate

A restless spirit with a need for a mate

But there was somethin missin, somethin lost

So he came with the answer, heres what it cost

One part love, one part wild

One part lady, one part child

I give you

(women! women!)

Lots of pretty women

(men! men!)

They cant live without them

(women! women!)

Lots of pretty women

(men! men!)

They cant live without them

And in the garden, lust began

The animal instinct, the wanton man

She fed him with a hunger, an appetite

And fillin with emotion he took a bite

It was one part love, one part child

One part lover, one part wild

Skin on skin

Let the love begin

Women!

It was one part love, one part wild

One part lover, one part child

A whole lotta fire, a little bit of ice

A whole lotta somethin you cant sacrifice

I give you

Hair, eyes, skin on skin

(legs) legs

(thighs) thighs

Whats that spell?

(spell? whats that spell? )

((whats that spell? ))

Whats that spell?

((whats that spell? ))

(women, women)

Oh! oh! oh!

Oh! oh! oh!

(women) women

(women) callin every girl

(women women) all around the world

(women) women!

(women) oh, we cant live without them

(women women)

  assegai said:

Crazy Woman is a tautology.

I have to admit, I LOLed for realz.

once there was one

once there was only one

a foot, a hand, a tongue

talking to no one

and no one made nothing

to ease the balance it split in two

the old line became creation

and we saw bodies forming

from rib and from monkey

half became the whole

a race of man and woman

woman and man

woman and man working together

i can show you, teach you something

if you listen, man and woman

woman and man working together

ocean and land

ocean is land covered with water

i can tell you, in my answer

if you listen, man and woman

ocean is land covered with water

killing for life

life is a fight, let's fight it together

i can teach, teach you something

if you listen, man and woman

life is a fight, let's fight it together

I'm waving my dick in the wind,

Waving my dick in the wind.

If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight,

But I'm wavin' my dick in the wind.

You fucked up, you bitch - you really fucked up

You fucked up - you fuckin nazi whore

Well, you dicked me over but now youll pay

You fucked up ... aaaahhh!!

You fucked up, you bitch - you really fucked up

You fucked up - you sloppy little shit -- bitch -- aaaahhhh

Well, you dicked me over but now youll pay

You fucked up ... aaaahhh!!

Well, you dicked me over but now youll pay

You fucked up ... aaaahhh!!

women are dumb

tonight was the perfect example of crazy woman:

they were all coupled up

and we stumbled across an FTM or some bullshit calender - and the girls kept naming who was and wasnt cuttin' it (girls wise) when half of them were way cuter than them...then the males would chime in with their honest imput --hilarious

crazy ass bitches playing darts poking holes in white walls ( the jist of it )

Hahahaha! What did you just say?

perfect response.....

Girls Wise?

The epitome of what this thread is about....

  cardan said:

women are dumb

but franziskaner is top notch

  Atop said:

Hahahaha! What did you just say?

 

perfect response.....

 

Girls Wise?

 

 

The epitome of what this thread is about....

just said your avatar is one of the best new ones ive seen in "ages"

and crazy women run my life

again I ask what?

OOOhhh....

I understand now...

My last gf and I had problems with her drinking as well....

she couldn't handle it....