I'm surrounded by crazy women

rookie

nah she was 34...

sometimes the older you get, the worse it gets...

actually usually always....

sucks for you

i've learned to keep my mouth shut and wide open for certain activities.

i usually don't talk unless there is something between my lips; as always, as always.

Women have boobs and vaginas. If vagina gets dry, women gets crazy.

Solution: make love to all the crazy women to cure them.

Tic tac pally whack!

lol^.

  karmakramer said:

Women have boobs and vaginas. If vagina gets dry, women gets crazy.

 

Solution: make love to all the crazy women to cure them.

 

Tic tac pally whack!

Wow. This actually struck me in a somewhat profound manner.

I have been holding out on the hot stuff for some time now.

I'm not sure why. I guess I've been feeling somewhat un-attracted.

It makes perfect logical sense though.

I'm going to follow your advice and show her my schwing.

i know i am a crazy woman and i don't give a SHIT

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

NOT ONE LITTLE SHIT

  jefferoo said:

  karmakramer said:

Women have boobs and vaginas. If vagina gets dry, women gets crazy.

 

Solution: make love to all the crazy women to cure them.

 

Tic tac pally whack!

 

Wow. This actually struck me in a somewhat profound manner.

I have been holding out on the hot stuff for some time now.

I'm not sure why. I guess I've been feeling somewhat un-attracted.

 

It makes perfect logical sense though.

 

I'm going to follow your advice and show her my schwing.

Hey man go head fucking first! Whats the worst that can happen? They are already fucking crazy.

I realized this weekend that I can be simultaneously repulsed and attracted to a crazy woman. f**k!

women be shoppin'

so, you're saying you're surrounded by women?

Yeah exactly.

man. I haven't gotten the will power up to schwing my lady.

Lately I don't feel like being around her. I don't mind talking to her on the phone but when I'm with her I don't really even want eye contact.

I've been feeling pretty sad and horrible lately.

We've been together 7 years and I don't want to break up but right now shit isn't working for me.

I just want to be alone.

I think there's a point in every man's life where he finally understands that all women are crazy and comes to accept it. It's like women learning that guys are dogs. Once you pass across that threshold of understanding you're pretty much be unfazed by anything.

  sinicalypse said:

chicken tetrazzini

Ah, a Soup watcher. For those who don't know:

  weed said:

  cardan said:

women are dumb

but franziskaner is top notch

yea, sure, what's the point?