999,898 posts

stay tuned

sweet, it's like 2012 but more insane!

*put something in his butt*

we'll probably hit 1 million while im asleep, damn

is everything going to explode like y2k?

  Capsaicin said:

we'll probably hit 1 million while im asleep, damn

same here.

I kinda want to pump it up just so we can get there in the next 5 minutes.

  jefferoo said:

  Capsaicin said:

we'll probably hit 1 million while im asleep, damn

same here.

I kinda want to pump it up just so we can get there in the next 5 minutes.

what do you mean pump it up?

*cue*

wait i think we got to 1 million already

  Capsaicin said:

wait i think we got to 1 million already

nope...

85 posts to go...

now 83...

we're only on 999,919 now.

Does someone win a prize for posting the millionth post?

the point was you were supposed to compress it more with every re-post. you ruined it.

:(

fuck that... the millionth post should be of epic proportions... it should fill the page with all its glory.

if its not... that poster should be stoned to death by all present members.

grats to whoevers the millionth, im out for the night

God is lying in your bed talking backwards.

999,936

Hello, my name is Ewala. I come from the planet Alawe, in the galaxy Ewala, in the universe Alawe.

But the point is I tried. If you think you need to go to the bakery, please do so now, because I do not want to be interrupted while I tell you my story. ...but anyway, I have been thinking about my happiness lately and have come to the conclusion that I am happy. This is annoying. If you saw a chicken as happy as me, I'll replace it, and give you a full refund... no questions asked!

But that's not the point. The point is I am battery operated.

Well, actually I am not.

But that's not the point. What is the point?

"The point is everyone should have my game and timetable! screamed someone who I subsequently smacked across the face and decapitated before sending him home in a cardboard box.

Before I introduce myself, let me share with you a story. A story about me, and how great I am. But first, I think it would be appropriate to introduce myself. I am going to do this soon. So, it all started, in a smelly house, north of Wellington, south of Arizona and east of where you are sitting right now. It was a dark night, with no birds nor chickens, and it was raining a silent rain. There were too many stars to count, and not enough clouds to cover them. I like chickens. But anyway, what was I doing in this smelly house?

"I was laughing at the boxes of dog food with you, remember!?" said Stevens grandma, but she was wrong. What was I doing? That's right, I was writing this story. Now back to the story.

I needed to find something, so looked for it, and the most amazing thing happened!

I FOUND IT!!!

whatever