karmakramer Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Guess what it was??? it was a piece of crispy bacon, which I dropped last Christmas. I thought the dog ate it, but I guess it didnt. There were many things over there where I always looked for things, but I didn't like them, so I don't know why I was always looking for them. But this thing I did like. And this thing, it liked me right back in the face. But I don't like things that like me. They smell funny. So I made it friends with it, seduced it, then strangled it in the night and ate it's flesh. The bacon wasn't happy with this, and laughed itself to sleep. But then in the plane, he needed to go pee, so I laughed myself to sleep as he pissed himself to wake. He was definitely awake when the plane started to fall. He was definitely going to fall with the plane, and he was definitely going to get lost again. And lost he did get. Lost in the eternal sea of human sadness, lyrically beautiful without the physical countenance to outweigh it's inherent irony. And that was where he found himself, lost in an abysmal abyss... That was where he found himself. He was taken to new levels of excitement, when he found himself. Oh what a day.... Oh ...what a day. But this was to be expected, because he was not just random. He was ranDom with a capital D. But anyway, who cares about the bacon, this story is about me. Me and my eternal instructions of destruction from underneath. Me and my inherent understanding of the ways of the universe. Me and my happiness. Me and my sadness. Me, and my bacon. THE END Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest KY Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 KY said: whatever Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 ok going to bed later. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 I am going to stay up and wait for this even though I know it will be uneventful. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037582 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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karmakramer Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 (edited) YAHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!! Edited May 10, 2009 by karmakramer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 The person with the millionth post should win moderator privileges. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 i truly am a bad person. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest countchocula Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 (edited) 999,983 Edited May 10, 2009 by countchocula Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J3FF3R00 Posted May 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 I'll try to get a screen grab. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Atop Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 AHHHHHH! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest KY Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 tities? also balls Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Atop Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45531-999898-posts/page/2/#findComment-1037608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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