Bees

  Betty said:

  countchocula said:

Pollen is just plant jizz. Worst case scenario is the bees go extinct and we just hire people to jerk off the plants and toss the plant jizz throughout the fields.

So bees are really just nature's felchers?

lol i just found my new desktop backround

There need to be videogames with such graphics.

allright enough goofing around.

on the second thought i think i've found the very reason why so much shit is going on everywhere. because people take serious stuff way too easy. but who could blame them. the only way to learn it is to experience the consequences ourselves. when it's all over and too late. then we will cry each other a river, and this will be the end of our puny civilization.

/last post

edit: *packs things and sets off to save the world*

less bees = less people

surely this is a good thing no?

baby birds?

There are two bees in my window.

Now how is that possible?

i like to attract bumble bees to me with a piece of lavender so i can stroke their furry bottoms

this is one of my greatest joys in life

my late uncle had a beautiful garden, composed of flowers that attract pollinators. it was lush.

he had a harem of bees and was like the snoop dogg of bumblee porn.

If storks become endangered then we're really fucked as they're the ones that deliver babies.

Colony Collapse Disorder - sounds like a good name for an electronic music group...

i bet if tomorrow headline in the news says "last ounces of silicium and last barrell of oil" everyone would just freak out. loose their minds.

I hate all of you lol.

Nah you're right it's serious but not that serious at the minute, it's just people should be more aware that is all, because people think it's silly/stupid/bullshit and it's not!

I love you watmm.

Hi lala I can see you reading.

  countchocula said:

  Betty said:

  countchocula said:

Pollen is just plant jizz. Worst case scenario is the bees go extinct and we just hire people to jerk off the plants and toss the plant jizz throughout the fields.

So bees are really just nature's felchers?

 

That's fucking beautiful.

  ET said:

+ = - = +

 

that is the only math equation which truly exists. anything outside of that is untrue

no

1+1=1

  LUDD said:

1+1=1

  Betty said:

If storks become endangered then we're really fucked as they're the ones that deliver babies.

Wait, wasn't there like a pandemic of bee infestations on the east coast last summer?

  Godwin Austen said:

i bet if tomorrow headline in the news says "last ounces of silicium and last barrell of oil" everyone would just freak out. loose their minds.

as opposed to "last bee sells on ebay for 2.5million"?

It would be kind of cool if we found a way to develop a robo-bee to pollinate our crops for us. I would be stoked as fuck to have a couple of robo-bees gettin down in my garden.

I had a seriously fucking traumatic experience with wasps when I was a young lad, I mean seriously fucking traumatic. So now I'm terrified of wasps/bees/yellow and black things/things that resemble wasps or bees nests.

Seriously guys bees are faggots.

  42Orange said:

  Godwin Austen said:

i bet if tomorrow headline in the news says "last ounces of silicium and last barrell of oil" everyone would just freak out. loose their minds.

 

as opposed to "last bee sells on ebay for 2.5million"?

 

It would be kind of cool if we found a way to develop a robo-bee to pollinate our crops for us. I would be stoked as fuck to have a couple of robo-bees gettin down in my garden.

man... this would indeed be awesome. maybe the bees dieing is actually in the end a good thing?

I mean ever since we have started fucking around genomes and shit... humans have basically become god.

its our world now bitches... bees that pollinate and also piss honey in your mouth whenever you want them too!

to be replaced by robot bees. sure the technology is advanced enough

edit: someone beat me to it ...ouch