Scientists have unveiled a 47-million-year-old fossilised skeleton of a monkey hailed as the missing link in human evolution.

so where are her bra and panties?

  Stoppit said:

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Researchers say proof of this transitional species finally confirms Charles Darwin's theory of evolution

 

yeah, because before this, it was pretty flimsy....

lol

my penis evolved from an elephant trunk cuz i can pick up berries with it and put the berries in my mouth

Cambrian Explosion.

  Fred McGriff said:

my penis evolved from an elephant trunk cuz i can pick up berries with it and put the berries in my mouth

don't you mean your butt

yes

  theSun said:

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

Only in America.

  azatoth said:

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

  theSun said:

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

  theSun said:

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

  theSun said:

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

qft

it takes millions of years for a monkey to evolve to a human? i laugh at this "theory", no monkey lives that long.

  azatoth said:

it takes 24 of years for a monkey to evolve to a human? i laugh at this "theory", no monkey lives that long.

fixed

  Squee said:

  theSun said:

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

 

Only in America.

k thanks i thought so

I'd fuck it.

  assegai said:

  azatoth said:

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

once upon a time (probably just after god banned adam and eve because of the Edengate scandal*) some monkeys where hanging out in a tree

a few monkeys said, fuck you tree we are going to those vast plains and learn to walk straight 'n shit

other monkeys said, aight but we keep chillin' in this tree and evolve further in treeclimbing and feces flingin'

and god was happy to look at the evolution he created*

(*obligatory sentences to stop theologial idiots from complaining)

btw, i don't think darwin said that we evolved directly from monkeys, but that monkeys and humans have the same ancestor?

and this new discovered fossil isn't a direct ancestor, but more like an "aunt" of our ancestor?

i dunno

  triachus said:

  assegai said:

  azatoth said:

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

 

once upon a time (probably just after god banned adam and eve because of the Edengate scandal*) some monkeys where hanging out in a tree

 

a few monkeys said, fuck you tree we are going to those vast plains and learn to walk straight 'n shit

 

other monkeys said, aight but we keep chillin' in this tree and evolve further in treeclimbing and feces flingin'

 

and god was happy to look at the evolution he created*

 

 

(*obligatory sentences to stop theologial idiots from complaining)

 

 

 

 

the word of god

amen

  azatoth said:

LIBRUL ATHEIST LIES..THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD!1

 

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

AND NEXT WE WILL CONFIRM THE STONED MONKEY THEORY

the circle is finally complete

i trust that lord dawkins has been informed, my brothers?

while these guys sit down and laugh

  Salvatorin said:

  azatoth said:

LIBRUL ATHEIST LIES..THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD!1

 

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

 

 

 

 

 

AND NEXT WE WILL CONFIRM THE STONED MONKEY THEORY

hahaha thats fuckin awesome but it would have been better if the atheist shoryuken'd the prat

idm

This is really awesome, but doesn't really change anything.

  Braintree said:

This is really awesome, but doesn't really change anything.

are you kidding? just think of the technology that this will bring.

Time Machine Invented. Jesus Interviewed. Admits to Making it All Up Just to Get Some Pussy.

^ Even if that was the headline there'd still be Christians

  Blanket Fort Collapse said:

  Salvatorin said:

  azatoth said:

LIBRUL ATHEIST LIES..THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD!1

 

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

 

 

 

 

 

AND NEXT WE WILL CONFIRM THE STONED MONKEY THEORY

 

hahaha thats fuckin awesome but it would have been better if the atheist shoryuken'd the prat

he spelled hadouken/hadoken....who the fuck spells it like he did? wrong. fuck that asshole. not funny.