The worst lyric's ever thread.

From the poster who brought you such classics as 'Best Rap line ever' thread.

Avril Lavigne: 'He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?'

Oh dear.

googled the lyrics i hate the most, "I don't want to see a ghost/It's the sight that I fear most/I'd rather have a piece of toast/Watch the evening news", and apparently those lyrics were voted the worst lyrics on some bbc thing http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6626239.stm

also, "and I purposely won't turn the heating on" - kate nash

just read all of this, it's the most awful shit ever:

Thursday night,

everything's fine,

Except you've got that look in your eyes,

when I'm telling a story

And you find it boring your thinking of something to say.

You'll go along with and then drop it

And you Humiliate me, in front of our friends.

Then I'll use that voice what you find annoyin'

And say something like

"intelligent input darlin' why don't you just go and have another beer then?"

Then you call me a bitch and everyone we're with will be embarrassed,

and I won't give a shit.

My fingertips are holding onto the

cracks in our foundations,

and I know that I should let go,

but I can't.

And everytime we fight I know its not right,

everytime that your upset and I smile

I know I should forget, but I can't.

You said I must eat so many lemons,

'cause I am so bitter.

I said "I'd rather be with your friends mate,

cause they are much fitter"

Yes it was childish

and you got aggressive

and I must admit that I was a bit scared,

but it gives me thrills to wind you up.

My fingertips are holding onto the

Cracks in our foundations,

and I know that I should let go,

but I can't.

And everytime we fight,

I know its not right,

every time that your upset and I smile,

I know I should forget,

but I can't.

Your face is pasty,

'Cause you've gone and got so wasted,

what a surprise,

don't want to look at your face,

'cause its making me sick.

You've gone and got sick on my trainers,

I only got these Yesterday.

Oh my gosh, I cannot be bothered with this.

Well I'll leave you there till the mornin',

and I purposely won't turn the heating on

and dear God, I hope I'm not stuck with this one.

My fingertips are holding onto the

Cracks in our foundations,

and I know that I should let go,

but I can't.

And everytime we fight,

I know its not right,

every time that your upset and I smile,

I know I should forget,

but I can't.

And every time we fight I know it's not right,

every time that you're upset and I smile.

I know I should forget, but I can't.

i didn't know worst lyrics owned an ever thread.

coolio... but i don't know the name of the track!

IF YOU GOT BEEF THEN EAT A PORK CHOP!

  asymmetrical head said:

coolio... but i don't know the name of the track!

 

IF YOU GOT BEEF THEN EAT A PORK CHOP!

I believe it was this one.

that song by Rammstein

I can't remember the name but it was all in english and he said somthing like

"it can be ours, for a few hours"

with a aabb rhyme scheme

  Fishtank said:

that song by Rammstein

I can't remember the name but it was all in english and he said somthing like

 

"it can be ours, for a few hours"

with a aabb rhyme scheme

it was a cover of Depeche mode's "stripped"

/rammstein fan

Billy Bragg - This Guitar Says Sorry

Sandra met Raymond at the Race Relations

Much to the dismay of her family and friends

The love that we have is so important

The time that it takes to make a baby

Can be the time it takes to make a cup of tea

The love that we have is so important

He still goes dancing and she still cuts hair

They put the baby into Council care

The love that we have is so important

  assegai said:

  Fishtank said:

that song by Rammstein

I can't remember the name but it was all in english and he said somthing like

 

"it can be ours, for a few hours"

with a aabb rhyme scheme

it was a cover of Depeche mode's "stripped"

 

/rammstein fan

that's right

still shit lyrics

  Fishtank said:

  assegai said:

  Fishtank said:

that song by Rammstein

I can't remember the name but it was all in english and he said somthing like

 

"it can be ours, for a few hours"

with a aabb rhyme scheme

it was a cover of Depeche mode's "stripped"

 

/rammstein fan

 

that's right

still shit lyrics

 

lol you're going to hell, faggot.

"We about to dominate the globe like Oprah did it

We getting paper like John Travolta nigga "

from the roots 'rising up'

Puffy - I Been Around the World

Playa please

I'm the macaroni with the cheese

Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass

you catch me at yo local party

yes I crank it everyday

haters get mad cuz

"I Got Me Some Bathin Ape"

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Then Super Man Dat Hoe

Now Watch Me Do

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me yua!

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me yua!

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me yua!

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe

Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock

Super Man Dat Hoe

Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop

Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock

Jocking On Them Haterz Man

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy

I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat thing

(Now Yua!)

I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass

And If We Get The Fightin

Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch

You Catch Me At Yo Local Party

Yes I Crank It Everyday

Haterz Get Mad Cuz

"I got me some bapes today"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]

I'm Bouncin On My Toe

Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe

I'ma Pass It To Arab

Then He Gon crank it up 4 sholl (sholl)

Haterz Wanna Be Me

Soulja Boy, I'm The Man

They Be Lookin At My Neck

Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)

Dance (Dance)

Let Get To It (Let Get To It)

Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me

Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me

Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me

Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Chorus x4]

[Hook:]

Im 2 clean off in this hoe

Watch me crank it

Watch me roll

Watch me crank that roosavelt

And super soak that Hoe [x10]

Im to fresh up in this bitch

Watch me shuffle

Watch me jig

Watch me crank my shoulder work

Super man that bitch [x6]

[Chorus x2]

*posts NIN discography*

  dr lopez said:

i didn't know worst lyrics owned an ever thread.

genuine lol

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

i'm serious as cancer

when i say rhythm is a dancer

bearing in mind i had to turn it off 30 seconds in, it might turn into keats halfway through for all i know

i think t-pain almost deserves his own awards thread for his one-liners

"i'ma put you in a mansion/all the way out in wiscansin" (it actually says wiscansin in the video.)

"i fuuucked a merrrmaiiid!"

"i'ma take a shot of nuvo/shawty then you know/it's going down/we can go kick it like judo (judo)"

oh yeah . . young joc (in a t-pain song of course)- "let me take you where i leeve/ferrari switch gears/when i whisper in your ear your legs hit the chandeleerr."

  tbio2007 said:

From the poster who brought you such classics as 'Best Rap line ever' thread.

 

Avril Lavigne: 'He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?'

 

Oh dear.

lyric's

Oh dear.

"Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"

-Shakira

Whatever happened to her? Her butt was hotz0rs

all of Kool keith's commissioner 1 & 2

Holy shit, I just remembered how much I hate Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much" lyrics and the song itself.

"That Don't Impress Me Much"

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much

So you got the brain but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve-just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it

'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

That don't impress me much

So you got the looks but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your car good night

C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much

So you got the moves but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

You think you're cool but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...

Oo-Oh-Oh

That don't impress me much!

Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No

Alright! Alright!

You're Tarzan!

Captain Kirk maybe.

John Wayne.

Whatever!

That don't impress me much!