The worst lyric's ever thread.

Any song with "what am I supposed to do?" in it. I fucking hate that line.

"Put lead in ya ass and drink a cup of tea

Peace to Red Alert and Kid Capri

Ooohh la la ah oui oui, I say Muhammad Ali, ya say Cassius Clay

I say butter you say Parkay"

"Lemonade was a popular drink and in still is

I get more props than stunts den Bruce Willis"

  Funktion said:

bearing in mind i had to turn it off 30 seconds in, it might turn into keats halfway through for all i know

 

I've always hated that Bright Eyes artist without actually being familiar with his music, just based on the name alone. I now realize that hate has been justified. It's exactly what i thought it would be.

'The Fear' by parasitic whingebag Lily Allen.

I want to be rich and I want lots of money

I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny

I want loads of clothes and i want fuckloads of diamonds

I heard people die while they are trying to find them

And i’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless

Cuz everyone knows that’s how you get famous

I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror

I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner

[Chorus]

I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore

I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore

When do you think it will all become clear?

‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear

Life’s about film stars and less about mothers

It’s all about fast cars concussing each other

But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic

and that’s what makes my life so fucking fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption

And its not my fault it’s how I’m programmed to function

I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror

I’m on the right track yeah we're on to a winner

Chorus

I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore

I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore

When do you think it will all become clear?

‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear

[bridge]

Forget about guns and forget ammunition

Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission

Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner

Now everything's cool as long as I’m gettin' thinner

[Chorus]

I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore

I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore

When do you think it will all become clear?

‘Cause I’m being taken over by fear

and John Mayer - Gravity

"Oh gravity is working against me

And gravity wants to bring me down

Oh twice as much ain't twice as good

And can't sustain like a one half could"

  Zephyr_Nova said:

  Funktion said:

bearing in mind i had to turn it off 30 seconds in, it might turn into keats halfway through for all i know

 

 

I've always hated that Bright Eyes artist without actually being familiar with his music, just based on the name alone. I now realize that hate has been justified. It's exactly what i thought it would be.

that is 100% the same mindset as me. in fact it's what caused me to seek that video out

"they see me rollin'

they haatin'"

"i didn't have the money to buy murcielago

so i had to buy lamborghini gallardo"

(that last one is our made up version of Akon's...)

Why do you sing hallelujah, when it means nothing too ya.

or to be more precise:

why d'ya say halleluya if it means nothing tooya

Damien Rice. worst lyric ever

In that shitty decembrists song, oh valenica: When that faggy signer says "your father came all unHINGED." Goddamn I hate that.

ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh

i know pablo, noriega

the real noriega, he owe me a hundred fava

  LUDD said:

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

yeah

  chimera slot mom said:

  LUDD said:

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

 

yeah

No, he actually does.

oh yeah! thom yorke -

"i'm a dog, i'm a dog, i'm a lap-dog/i'm your lap-dog . ./yeah"

+1 for any words uttered by soulja boy

  A/D said:

oh yeah! thom yorke -

 

"i'm a dog, i'm a dog, i'm a lap-dog/i'm your lap-dog . ./yeah"

hey, it's really experimental. lay off

  Dirty Protest said:

Billy Bragg - This Guitar Says Sorry

 

Sandra met Raymond at the Race Relations

Much to the dismay of her family and friends

The love that we have is so important

 

The time that it takes to make a baby

Can be the time it takes to make a cup of tea

The love that we have is so important

 

He still goes dancing and she still cuts hair

They put the baby into Council care

The love that we have is so important

I quite like that Billy Bragg song...

  mrx said:

all of Kool keith's commissioner 1 & 2

That's just silly.

    Quote

I let myself knockin' knockin'

I love it when a girl is play jockin' jockin'

The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C

Ya you know me

I got you jumpin' an' pumpin' an' movin' all around G

In the mix I make ya take a step back

They try to step to the Mac then they got jacked

To the back you'll be sportin' the gear that's coincidental

And like you knowit so don't be claiming that it's mental

 

Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard

And none faking you can understyand every word

As you listen to my cool school melody

The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P

  patternoverlap said:

Any song with "what am I supposed to do?" in it. I fucking hate that line.

fucking agreed.

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqK60ylyLug

Cuz I know that you're my best friend's girl

But it's the weekend I don't give a hell

I'll bring the red wine you bring the ludes
Your mother's doctor must be quite a dude
We'll hang the 'Don't Disturb' outside our door
I'm gonna rock you till your pussy's sore

"...She's as soft as bubble bath. I'm as hard as Chinese math...."

http://youtu.be/O_C8-5L989k?t=147

"Now that we found love what are we gonna dooooo........ WIIIITH IIIIIIT?"

  On 5/21/2009 at 10:24 AM, triachus said:

i'm serious as cancer

 

when i say rhythm is a dancer

Opened thread to post this.

Also:

I love you period

Do you love me question mark

Please please exclamation point

I wanna hold you in parentheses

The subway she is a porno...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMSl_bCvu00

  On 5/22/2009 at 1:04 AM, dr lopez said:

In that shitty decembrists song, oh valenica: When that faggy signer says "your father came all unHINGED." Goddamn I hate that.

wow i just listened to that song again - probably for the first time since i posted that - and my gawd its completely unlistenable shite. worst than i remember. christ. these are things i want to forget about the last decade

is it washable

WATMM, I have to ask...

What would you do if your son was at home,

Cryin' all alone,

On the bedroom floor, cause he's hungry

and the only way to feed him is to

sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

And his daddy's gone in and out of lock down,

I ain't got a job now,
He's just smoking rock now,

So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life...