patternoverlap Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Any song with "what am I supposed to do?" in it. I fucking hate that line. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1046607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 "Put lead in ya ass and drink a cup of tea Peace to Red Alert and Kid Capri Ooohh la la ah oui oui, I say Muhammad Ali, ya say Cassius Clay I say butter you say Parkay" "Lemonade was a popular drink and in still is I get more props than stunts den Bruce Willis" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1046776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Funktion said: bearing in mind i had to turn it off 30 seconds in, it might turn into keats halfway through for all i know I've always hated that Bright Eyes artist without actually being familiar with his music, just based on the name alone. I now realize that hate has been justified. It's exactly what i thought it would be. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1046821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chromatic Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 'The Fear' by parasitic whingebag Lily Allen. I want to be rich and I want lots of money I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny I want loads of clothes and i want fuckloads of diamonds I heard people die while they are trying to find them And i’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless Cuz everyone knows that’s how you get famous I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner [Chorus] I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore When do you think it will all become clear? ‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear Life’s about film stars and less about mothers It’s all about fast cars concussing each other But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic and that’s what makes my life so fucking fantastic And I am a weapon of massive consumption And its not my fault it’s how I’m programmed to function I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror I’m on the right track yeah we're on to a winner Chorus I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore When do you think it will all become clear? ‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear [bridge] Forget about guns and forget ammunition Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner Now everything's cool as long as I’m gettin' thinner [Chorus] I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore When do you think it will all become clear? ‘Cause I’m being taken over by fear and John Mayer - Gravity "Oh gravity is working against me And gravity wants to bring me down Oh twice as much ain't twice as good And can't sustain like a one half could" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1046847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Zephyr_Nova said: Funktion said: bearing in mind i had to turn it off 30 seconds in, it might turn into keats halfway through for all i know I've always hated that Bright Eyes artist without actually being familiar with his music, just based on the name alone. I now realize that hate has been justified. It's exactly what i thought it would be. that is 100% the same mindset as me. in fact it's what caused me to seek that video out Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1046882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) "they see me rollin' they haatin'" "i didn't have the money to buy murcielago so i had to buy lamborghini gallardo" (that last one is our made up version of Akon's...) Edited May 22, 2009 by Godwin Austen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1046888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blutac Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Why do you sing hallelujah, when it means nothing too ya. or to be more precise: why d'ya say halleluya if it means nothing tooya Damien Rice. worst lyric ever Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1047044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 In that shitty decembrists song, oh valenica: When that faggy signer says "your father came all unHINGED." Goddamn I hate that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1047055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh i know pablo, noriega the real noriega, he owe me a hundred fava LUDD said: Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair yeah Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1047071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 chimera slot mom said: LUDD said: Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair yeah No, he actually does. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1047073 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 oh yeah! thom yorke - "i'm a dog, i'm a dog, i'm a lap-dog/i'm your lap-dog . ./yeah" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1047159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 +1 for any words uttered by soulja boy Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1047160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 A/D said: oh yeah! thom yorke - "i'm a dog, i'm a dog, i'm a lap-dog/i'm your lap-dog . ./yeah" hey, it's really experimental. lay off Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1047171 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dirty Protest said: Billy Bragg - This Guitar Says Sorry Sandra met Raymond at the Race Relations Much to the dismay of her family and friends The love that we have is so important The time that it takes to make a baby Can be the time it takes to make a cup of tea The love that we have is so important He still goes dancing and she still cuts hair They put the baby into Council care The love that we have is so important I quite like that Billy Bragg song... mrx said: all of Kool keith's commissioner 1 & 2 That's just silly. Quote I let myself knockin' knockin' I love it when a girl is play jockin' jockin' The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C Ya you know me I got you jumpin' an' pumpin' an' movin' all around G In the mix I make ya take a step back They try to step to the Mac then they got jacked To the back you'll be sportin' the gear that's coincidental And like you knowit so don't be claiming that it's mental Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard And none faking you can understyand every word As you listen to my cool school melody The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1047247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
markedone Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 patternoverlap said: Any song with "what am I supposed to do?" in it. I fucking hate that line. fucking agreed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-1047249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqK60ylyLug Cuz I know that you're my best friend's girl But it's the weekend I don't give a hellI'll bring the red wine you bring the ludesYour mother's doctor must be quite a dudeWe'll hang the 'Don't Disturb' outside our doorI'm gonna rock you till your pussy's sore Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JS20 Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 (edited) "...She's as soft as bubble bath. I'm as hard as Chinese math...." http://youtu.be/O_C8-5L989k?t=147 "Now that we found love what are we gonna dooooo........ WIIIITH IIIIIIT?" Edited June 23, 2015 by jsmcpn Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 On 5/21/2009 at 12:24 PM, triachus said: i'm serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer Opened thread to post this. Also: I love you period Do you love me question mark Please please exclamation point I wanna hold you in parentheses Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 The subway she is a porno... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMSl_bCvu00 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 On 5/22/2009 at 3:04 AM, dr lopez said: In that shitty decembrists song, oh valenica: When that faggy signer says "your father came all unHINGED." Goddamn I hate that. wow i just listened to that song again - probably for the first time since i posted that - and my gawd its completely unlistenable shite. worst than i remember. christ. these are things i want to forget about the last decade Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 is it washable Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 WATMM, I have to ask...What would you do if your son was at home, Cryin' all alone, On the bedroom floor, cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? And his daddy's gone in and out of lock down, I ain't got a job now,He's just smoking rock now, So for you this is just a good timeBut for me this is what I call life... Reveal hidden contents Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45850-the-worst-lyrics-ever-thread/page/2/#findComment-2337966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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