post in here if you want me to pray for you

  Fred McGriff said:

i was gonna go for inner peace across the board for everyone

you should just stick to that man....

yes plz thx fred

specifically i would like you to pray that anna lets me touch her bottom

fred is it legit if you could maybe pray for the penguins to spank the hurricanes tonight. i wont be betting on it so its technically alright, yeah?

  chris moss acid said:

fred is it legit if you could maybe pray for the penguins to spank the hurricanes tonight. i wont be betting on it so its technically alright, yeah?

sports praying is encouraged in my faith so i will definitely send one up. what time's the game?

7.30 EST

12:30am GMT

shieeeeeet i got nascar on before the game...NASCAR?!

7.00pm

Live Cleveland at Kansas City - MLB

10.00pm

Baseball Tonight

11.00pm

As Live Around The Horn

11.30pm

As Live Pardon The Interruption

12.00am

As Live NASCAR Now - NASCAR

12.30am

Live Carolina at Pittsburgh - Conf. Final Game 2 - NHL

i'm gonna need all the help i can get tomorrow, so yes please!

why not, next 5 days will be togh as hell

  Joyrex said:

  LOL Alzado said:

please pray that i get a new job. i'm miserable.

 

Just head down to your nearest church, especially this time of day, nobody will be there - sit in a pew, lean to the side, and let one squeak out. It'll make you giggle, and you'll feel better.

So that's why it's called a pew.. :teeth:

I'm in

talk to me Fred. tell me a little about your routine...

Fred, pray for my hemroids to go away.

pray i get to eat a burrito this weekend

prayer? rather spray her

but sreiously, pray that i can find money for next year or else ill be fucked and have to quit philosophy forever

cuz im too shitty at it to win a fellowship :(((((((

pray that MY PLANE WON'T CRASH, THREE TIMES

BgSSHSHSHSH

BGSHSHSHSH

BHSHSHSHSHSSGGSSH

(sounds of planes crashing)

Pray for me please Fred, a god bless from AA.

fred,

please pray for me so that i won't have to move back to san jose and live with my parents.

if that happens, i might just end it all.

quiet everyone fred is communing with god!

No he's not, I'm on the phone.

BAH DUM TISH

alright gotta get started here, have to close the thread so no one gets left out

alright you guys are all set, let me know if it works

can you throw another one in there for me, fred?

i'll give you a good ol rousing hail mary in return

k if my planes crash and everyone dies in the ensuing action i'll let you know

Thanks Fred.